It's the last month of 2019 so I'm gonna say it: what the fuck was that

fake crime podcast. it’s a podcast with ideas for crimes no one has tried yet

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.