Simplemente siendo yo

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the face of this company to watch this man and this woman totally eff things up. Excuse me while I pull out a hanky… and pass it to S and D. Looks like I’m not the only one who cries at weddings.

You can tell us anything. We don’t judge. We’re the non-judging Breakfast Club. We’re your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.

Come on. You can tell us. We’ve seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men’s room at PJ Clarke’s. You don’t have anything to hide from us. GOSSIP GIRL | S01E17

Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumours, we look over the very thing that’s even more scandalous—the truth. And the only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up.

“There are three things we do alone: we are born, we die, and if we’re a high school junior headed for college, we take the SATs. And while the test is said to measure our best traits, preparing for it inevitably brings out the worst. Humility becomes self-doubt. Striving becomes obsession.”

Wake up, Little Jenny. The bitch is back.

“What’s the difference between gossip and scandal?” So glad you asked, UESForever. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day’s worth of buzz. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Take one It Girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall, and give them the means to knock her down.

→ “You act like money isn’t important, but truth is, money’s important to everyone.”

“hey, upper east siders. it’s christmas in new york, and along with the season comes the constance billard/st. jude’s bazaar, where the only things bizarre are the donated items for sale.”

12 Days of Christmas | Day 5 ↳ Gossip Girl S01E11 | Roman Holiday

Hey, Upper East Siders. It’s that time of year again, when the mere act of descending a staircase means you’re a woman. That’s right: Debutante season. And from what we hear, there’s been some changes to the lineup.

I slowly, I slowly started to be seducted by him, like he started to seduce me!

GOSSIP GIRL ( 2007-2012 ) 1.10, “Hi, Society”

“What do we have, Chuck? Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.”

Or maybe dessert’ll change your mind. Where’s Daddy’s pumpkin pie?