minseok: using a coupon at bed bath & beyond, getting into a verbal altercation over a parking spot at panera bread, drinking coffee that’s been sitting in the pot for 3 hours
suho: watching property brothers, going to see a movie at 9 am by yourself because the ticket is cheaper, somehow spending $45 at jamba juice
yixing: holding a sandwich in one hand and garbage in the other and throwing the sandwich away, 15 failed attempts at parallel parking, winning $10 on a scratch off lottery ticket and using the money to buy more lottery tickets
baekhyun: listening to carly rae jepsen’s “emotion” album from start to finish, lying to the dentist about flossing, walking out of red lobster because seeing the live lobsters in the tank made you sad
jongdae: making plans with people you have no intention of keeping, watching lifetime movies, having to physically go to your phone provider’s location and ask them how to turn on your phone because you forgot
chanyeol: spending $400+ on a nintendo switch and breaking it in the same day, taking a selfie and sending it to your mom for her opinion on it, singing along to the radio during a stoplight and rolling down your car windows so the other cars can hear
kyungsoo: praying you don’t have to make small talk with your uber driver, not having to try on clothes while shopping because you only buy variations of the same outfit from the same store, going to tgi fridays once every several months and vowing to never return
jongin: wearing a red shirt and khakis to target and getting mistaken for an employee for the entire trip, buying yet another instagram influencer endorsed product and getting mad when it doesn’t work, taking a photo of your sleeping pet that looks identical to the 3,000 other ones on your phone
sehun: blocking someone on social media out of boredom, ordering a drink from starbucks with over 5 special instructions, realizing you’ve been clenching your jaw for 10 straight hours
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