Yeah I Got Em

These mood boards are getting mad specific.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

sure yaoi is great but in reality men don't deserve happiness

hm. the princess requires her most scariest & biggest guards to start kissing each other.

smallidarity is awesome because its all about leaning so heavily into yaoi tropes that neither of them has to think about the fact that they're probably girls

sorry to play in the rpf cleavage for a moment but i cannot take joel seriously whenever i hear about other people talk about how different he is off-camera and how Nice and Sweetiepie-coded he is irl. like combine this with kinds of custom skins he often gets + the way he flanderizes himself + the consequences of both of these combined. like Lol. Lmfao even

i will find lesbians in any piece of media

Fujo Out for 27 Years.

My final message. Goodbye