♥BEE HAYWARD♥

I already knew wedding planning was going to be exhausting before it even began, but at this point I think we’re close enough where I can finally relax a little bit… at least until the actual wedding day, anyway. Bring on the bachelorette party, because I’m definitely ready to have a night out with my favorite people - some of which I haven’t seen in far too long. 

I do not envy you. I’m not personally one for traditional wedding so if I can’t have my traditional Wiccan wedding, I don’t really care much about the planning, y’know?

In case anybody needs a place to stay, the Casa de Pierce is totally open! My mom and I are pulling a Rory and Lorelai in A Year in the Life and being roomies for this reunion, but on the off chance somebody needs an incredibly uncomfy couch to sleep on, I am your girl. Fair warning though, you should probably bring a hot water bottle– or some pain killers. 

I would be all over this offer if, y’know, I didn’t casually have my own home and family to stay with. The disappointment is real.

Only because you picked me flowers when I was younger. No other reason.

Why would… just come at 5pm or later, silly.

How.. weird of little Bee. It’s.. not, like.. I have flowers.. now.

Me, angry? Where did you actually get that idea? Has no one in this town actually encountered me in person????? Ah, but the ways in which my ego isn’t fine are not the ways you think, and in which case, it is fine.

Have I encountered you in person? No. I’ve seen you around, obviously, but I try to stay away from those with such chaos and negativity in their auras.

I just want to know why some of you willingly do that. All it is, is trouble. I’m antagonistic like 6 days of the week. Unless I’m feeling lazy, then it’s as few as 3. Me ego is perfectly fine, thank you very much.

Really? Because you never even bothered asking, just starting flinging insults and then got mad when I fired back. Your ego clearly isn’t fine, otherwise you wouldn’t still be here making excuses for yourself because you expected me to tuck tail and turn the other cheek.

Don’t pull that card on me, Phoebe… 

Fine. But only if you get mini-chocolate chips and it can’t be before 5pm.

Special Bee is special.

Taking a vacation to a very loud and noisy and crowded place was probably not Nellie and Jacob’s finest idea. However, it’s good to be back, and in the kitchen. I’m trying my hand at homemade pasta, if anyone is interested.

Actually, I’ll just deliver to your door. No need for anyone to come over. Yeah… Hope everyone is doing alright.

Does that mean I’m not allowed to come over?

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It’s only seven days until your birthday and I’ve never felt farther from you. I love you, mommy.

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I know enough not to fucking go near one. Messing with the supernatural is asking for trouble I don’t need.

Wow? It’s almost as if.. I never asked for you to?? Which means you’re being antagonistic for literally no reason at all??? Girl you need to check yourself and your ego real bad.

I will never truly understand older people… They ask why I don’t wear a purity ring and I explain it’s because I never intend on having sex so I elected to forgo one, because why spend that kind of money? And then they get mad because “how can you say you’ll never have sex?” Like… same way I can say I’ll never eat brain? The idea disgusts me.

I’ve found that it’s generally best to just expect misplaced judgement when it comes to religious people--that is what you’re talking about, right?

Welcome to life with Lena Fabray, how have you not encountered this before? Not you I’m concerned with, it’s what you could possibly unleash on the rest of us, I’ve got  a problem with.

...You clearly don’t know the first thing about using a ouija board, so until you’ve researched more than just fake creepy pasta horror stories, you have no business even having this discussion.

I think I’ve had enough adventuring with spirits for the time being, but I fully support you in yours. I have to ask though, what kind of questions can be found on this application? I’m interested in hearing what you feel would make a person a good fit for this sort of thing. 

That’s cool, the #ghostlife isn’t for everyone!! Really, the application is just a screening to weed out the inexperienced or misinformed people that may pose a danger to themselves and others.

Pleeeeease let me get in on this!!! is there a time limit on the application? Cause I’m totes willing to do it, but I’m gonna need, like, lots of time probably. Focusing on stuff is… hard.

Nope! Really, the application is just so that I know that you know what you’re doing and aren’t going to accidentally cause us all to be possessed. And if you don’t know what you’re doing but are still interested, I can give you a rundown.

You know I don’t mess around with spirits, but I can make you a cake if you want.

I know, Liah~ I don’t need a cake, but........... 

How stupid are some of y’all? Like… ghosts are totally not something you should mess with, ever. 

Hi, that’s really mean and your negativity is not needed, nor is it called for. There’s a reason that I’m not letting just anyone join me and that is because I’m well aware that contacting the dead can be dangerous when not done properly. As someone who’s been talking to and working with spirits for the majority of my life, you don’t need to be concerned that I’m in any danger.