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going through a really bad break up and answering the door for your pizza in a baggy t-shirt and your underwear because you have nothing left to lose and the pizza boy/girl is genuinely very concerned about you being okay so s/he assures you s/he’s not a serial killer and invites you to get dressed and ride shotgun in his/her shitty silver car while s/he delivers pizza for the rest of the night and s/he listens to you talk and tells you how much off an idiot your asshole ex was

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

   ❝ whiskey i can work with, alright. ❞ he smiles; nods his head before ordering two from the bartender, shrugging his shoulders as he looks back at her again.  ❝ i’ve always figured it’s too much for what it is, always preferred the cheap stuff myself. ❞

      ❝ you’re real harsh, ❞ he’ll scoff; though there’s no true malice, he’d had expected as much. deserved that just because of the bloody question.  ❝ how does one become cool then ? ❞

   ❝ depends; if it’s a bottle of the most expensive champagne, i might have to turn you down, ❞ he chuckles; arms crossing & resting against the counter.

LUCAS: i don’t think you do LUCAS: being with you was quite a mistake LUCAS: and now i’m free LUCAS: do i look like i’ve even thought of you once since it happened?

      ❝ you ever wonder why people are so FILLED with rage ? ❞ he sighs, shakes his head disapprovingly; as he takes a gulp. or two of his drink.  ❝ or why people are such hypocrites, ❞ he adds on; index finger tapping at the end of brim glass.  ❝ people tire me out sometimes, y’know. ❞

    ❝ you ever thought about killing someone before ? ❞ the alcohol might have barely touched him; but he was already anxious enough as it is. deems himself such a terrible, lost soul for even wondering about what such a thing would be like.

    ❝ hey, is this your dog ? because i’m...pretty sure it’s not my one. ❞ he doesn’t have a dog honestly, kneeling down he begins to pet the creature; a smile on his lips. animals were so lovely, far better than most humans anyway.