What that tonuge do, Venom?

Bonus:

I splort mustard into my ketchup and stir 'em up real good

"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable

"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable

"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable

"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable

THATS SCOTTS SON.

i keep watching this particular part of the scene and like I just have some very simple questions. such as

why is wades leg over wolverines shoulder?

why are his muscles tensed like he’s gripping the seat?

Laura: Of course. *leaves*

Wade, leaning over Logan’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.

When you go Just know that I will remember you

He gets upset at the Justice Gang for brutally killing a rampaging Kaiju and not even attempting to find a way to move it or at least euthanize it more humanely.

The only time he raises his voice during Lois’ interview is when she digs into his interference in geopolitics, because people would have died if he hadn’t acted. The only time he yells at Luthor is when Luthor abducts Krypto. The only time he cries is when Luthor murders someone he barely even knew.

Superman 2025 didn't do that. Yes they threw in the obligatory supervillain end-the-world bullshit with the black hole eating Metropolis but those weren't the stakes. The stakes were about Jarhanpur and Clark. Superman, obviously, was going to live, but how many people he cared about were going to die? Malik already got shot, and we liked him. And Jarhanpur? A faraway country, right, until they showed us that brave group who went out to face the Boravian army with nothing but pitchforks.

And the kid. The kid with the Superman flag, who even in the middle of a genocidal invading force with guns pointed at his head refused to run or let the flag fall.