Stop

visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

cocknitive peenhavioral therapy

goblinfaggotpussy isnt the one signing your paycheck

sir this is the unemployed posting website

he sure customized the delivery experience

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

imagine kicking a guy in the dick and you hear a shatter

happy pride

This is the gay agenda jsyk

this is what radical gay liberation really looks like

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

straight women should never have learned the word fruity from tiktok

like when you gossip about a guy who you suspect to be gay (based on his interests or fashion at that) and call him fruity thats just plain old homophobia idc

Saw someone typo 'queerbaiting' as 'queenbaiting'. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)