( soft beeping )

@beeb8 liked my sprite call but ive already done bb8 before so i had 2 get creative

                                        ( this message is brought to you by pepsi caoibean rō,                                                                              resistance propagandist. art credit. )

there we go

He’s a BB unit, one of a kind. Orange and white. Utterly unique and utterly invaluable.

Asdfdgdfhfdh, Oscar Isaac has one of the toughest faces I’ve ever drawn, getting proper likeness is a nightmare. But anyway, here’s Poe Dameron, with Disney prince hair as it should be ;)

–––––  (BEEPS SOFTLY. BUT ENTICINGLY.)

        IF YOU:                     ☑ ARE RESISTANCE AS SHIT                     ☑ WILL FIGHT POE DAMERON FOR LIKE, FIVE CREDITS                     ☑ THINK THE FIRST ORDER IS THE WORST ORDER                             YOU HAVE THREE THINGS IN COMMON WITH PEPSI.

     ‘Why does the little sphere squeal. Huh.’ They squint at it. ‘Chill out. I was tryna get your attention.’ They weren’t. They just felt the urge to kick. If it looks like a ball and talks like a ball, that means you can kick it. That’s how it works. ‘Why you so orange, anyway.’

     ( YOU KICKED ME. YOU KICKED ME. YOU KICKED ME. bee isn’t stupid, you know! bee is one of a kind, that’s why bee is so orange ... ! and bee’s going to fry its own circuits if it keeps communicating this in such high pitched beeps. )

‘Hey, get back here!’

     beeb puts its taser away politely, at least. continues to wobble. wibble-wobbles a little closer. beeps plaintively. be nice? be nice? you’re not gonna be nice, are you. )

I let out a very soft gasp

It’s beautiful!

*poe.

HAHAHA! This is delightful news. Poe can suck it. That being said, they happily assumed until this point that Poe would not even try to change the frequency.    “I’m happy I have you as an ally. Tell Poe he’s stupid to be changing my channel anyway.” Hm. “Do you have favourite songs I can play?”

     ( big robot inhale. bee follows it up by listing its favourite songs a little too fast for anyone to keep track, so, good luck, pepsicle: MY DROID WILL GO ON! ALL I WANT FOR LIFE DAY IS YOU! JEDI FIGHTING! CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP! EYE OF THE SARLACC! DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI! ANOTHER ONE FALLS INTO A VOID! SITH’S PARADI –– )

     Cepa stretches out their leg and taps BB-8 ever so lightly on the — uh. The ass? with the toe of their boot.

    it spins its head around to look at the aggressor. squeals angrily. )

     ( rolls back from him and beeps warily. good gods, bee has had it up to here with shady, shifty figures, but this one may just sound like he means it. bee pokes out its taser and buzzes it, the world’s smallest threat with a stuttering series of beeps; try anything funny and... well, yanno, zzzap. bb8 rolls closer again. tentatively. )

“what? that’s ridiculous. i’m a grown man i don’t get crushes. “ rolling his eyes poe hoped that he seemed believable, probably it did not but who was bb-8 going to tell? oh. oh so many people. “ i’ll refill the ligher fluid with really high quality stuff if you promise not to say a word about this? we got a deal, buddy? “

     ( bb8 is inclined to tell poe that if he can’t lie to a droid, it’s going to be ten seconds flat before poe is proposing to finn, but then, ohhh, it’s being promised the high quality stuff! oh, space scouts honour, dad, bee will NOT say a word. bee does a victory circuit of poe’s ankles. )