Bee Movie

Unfortunately I was taught about trans people in elementary school by my 3rd grade teacher and my 5th grade teacher sat the class down one day and explained why the 2 party system will never work but I think those were old women on tenure or retiring soon and just like. Outliers

For the next tot anniversary we should take pregnancy photo shoots that make it look like the boys are pregnant

Naming my cat Byzantine empire (byzzy for short) confidently and nobody questions it because they are but NPCs in my monster hunter world

My gym teacher started playing fergilicious and I started singing karkalicious. Like physically couldn’t stop. I did not have the song memorized. I sang every word.

You better be careful with tomodachi life or else you’ll have the worst ships known to man. Maxine myers from zombies run is fucking a sentient block of cheese with a pun addiction.

Your family didn’t fight to protect this country so you can disgrace it!!! Anyway I’m off to my Neo-Nazi pro-erasing history rally

Do you think billionaires have a picture of like. Medieval Europe up and kiss it to bed. Types of labor extortion they can only dream of and will one day — with your help! — make a reality

Ok I haven’t caught up to TADC in a while but isn’t the whole point they can’t escape? Like they’re tied intrinsically to the circus it’s part of their being. They can’t just leave, that’s to happy of an ending

Self harm vs papercuts is actually a great example of consent I think

Having friends that match your freak is so fun because who else is going to ask me if I’m sure the entity of level 5 is in a situationship with Dr. Jack Bright