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wow not gonna name any names but SOMEBODY (me) needs 2 calm down!!!!

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

H8 is read as “hate” but height isn’t.

Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating.

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

Nvm it was someone else. He still ain’t shit.

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(

Bitch thats me

Legendary.

if you guys think i overshare on here you should see the things i decide not to post

I want to fill a hundred photo albums with memories of adventures with you

“what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf