my insane thoughts on various (romantic) Straw Hat ships, based on the very limited knowledge I have of the series. Listed in no particular order
Nami x any male- nope, nuh uh, can't do it, Namivivi or I will die she doesn't like men.
Usonami - Only exception to this rule.
NamiVivi - that's what I'm talking aboutttttttt, princess x sweaty lesbian supremacy.
Luffy x anybody- ace luffy supremacy but I'll still talk about a couple.
Luzo- I've seen a lotta good posts about it, still not my thing but hey a king x his loyal knight goes hard, like a man who was saved by guy that he now dedicates his entire life and existence too. He's hopelessly attached to his captain. Wonderful.
Lusan - Neutral at best, I see potential but I don't think strongly one way or the other.
Lusopp - These two have such unbelievably good chemistry in show I can't not see it, not my fave but it's amazing.
Zosan - I'm sorry I can't help having default opinions, yeah it's yaoislop but it's MY yaoislop, like I go crazy for bitches who would die and kill for each other. The sword and the shield, the right and left wing. It's iconic. Though I think the yaoislop interpretations are mad annoying, they have so much potential for good shit but it's always effiminate uke sanji x cold alpha seme Zoro, do better guys.
Sanuso - this one grew on me the more I thought about it, at first it was like "not my thing but it's funny or just me and the bad bitch I pulled by being goofy" but honestly it makes more sense than Zosan at times, like they both lost mothers that they love and they have so many fun interactions in the series, I still kinda prefer zosan but it's a very close second.
Frobin - mostly ironic enjoyment but I think it's good, I like the interpretation that they're just kinda the most emotionally stable couple of the group. Like they're two grown adults who are just obviously better emotionally regulated than the rest of the crew. Also Robin tops. Fantastic. No notes.
SanNami - Hell. Instant hell.
