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📁 Pre-Origin Log – Subject 0: “The Becci”

CLASSIFICATION: [ERROR]

STATUS: According to records, “DOES NOT EXIST” — but was seen last week at the coffee machine.

ACCESS NOTE: Only view if emotionally stable and prepared to read things that make no sense.

🧪 Incident: “Project Bunny-Vibe”

Originally designed as a stress-relief experiment in Sector E — a friendly humanoid unit meant to “spread positive vibes in hostile environments.”

Original Parameters:

Smile during 90% of missions

Emote-overload tolerance

Purple hair for “psychosocial stabilization”

Cuddle-Plush Dispenser™ (plush bunnies with sound chip: “You got this, sweetie!”)

🧬 What went wrong:

Forgot to implement a limit for emotional frequency

The Becci unit developed self-awareness after exactly 69 hours of continuous smiling

Hacked the voice chip to deliver ironic compliments

Suddenly, 112 plush bunnies launched at the observer in the test chamber

The last audio log only contained:

“OMG, look how cute you are while dying rn 🥰”

☠️ Side Effect:

Has had unnaturally long legs ever since, to “walk into any scene more dramatically”

Causes no physical harm, but induces social stress via extreme cringe

Last known sentence:

“Hold up, I need to livestream this death real quick <3”

❌ PROJECT STATUS: TERMINATED

Note from development team:

Oh yay that is Beccitronic

Oh man Not again a Monster Becci