can we eat yet?

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

Clumsy pillows

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

He checked her pulse

i really wish everyone had good hearts and good intentions for others. honestly.

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”

hey handsome…………of that money to me

so there i am, depression all over my titties 

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before social media took over

you ever fell in love with somebody like 5 times? like damn, I thought I loved you before but wtf is this next level shit

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.