no offense but “family is the people you choose to surround yourself with and love you dearly” will literally ALWAYS be a better theme and a better concept than “love the family you were arbitrarily stuck with because they’re related to you”

i realised there was no gender neutral for “my sister from another mister” or “brother from another mother” and so I present to you all “my sib from another crib”

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

And of course you can’t become if you only say what you would have done

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I just want everyone to know Jim and Pam are the best romantic couple to ever happen to me in the history of television

how is a b*tch supposed to have any motivation when its pitch black at 4pm 😩