match in the rain

kiba: isn’t your 10 month anniversary coming up soon?

shikamaru, to ino: your eyes? i get lost in those.

sasuke, to sakura: your determination? i admire that.

ten ten, to neji: your happiness? i live for that.

hinata: how many people do you tell the same thing to?

naruto: everyone.

hinata: everyone?

naruto: no, no, i’m fine. did they hurt you?

hinata: who cares?

hinata: we ARE married couple!

shino: yeah, how is it going?

hinata, on her seventh cup of coffee: Boruto is the light of our lives.

naruto, from another room: yeah, a light that won’t fucking shut off.

kiba:

shino:

hinata: he’s fine, he’s just tired.

boruto: *screams*

naruto: *screams back*

hinata: uh, don’t you mean tarot?

hinata, confused: and how is this my fault?!

sasuke: that’s not even my name?!