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Matty Healy at SNL 2016 // 2023
"Alright. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. Unfortunately for you guys, Dallas youāve drawn the short straw. Youāve gotten the show where Iāve genuinely just stopped caring. And - ah you see, this show has kind of bled off the stage into loads of different environments, and I donāt mind hollow shallow accusations of being racist or stuff like that, it kind of allows the show to do what itās designed to do - expose inconsistencies and hypocrisies, I use myself to do that. But I donāt know how familiar you all are with the lore of this band, but we got banned from Malaysia this year. And it has nothing to do with you guys, but unfortunately thereās so many incredibly stupid people on the internet that Iāve just cracked. And everyone keeps telling me that you canāt talk about Malaysia, donāt talk about what happened in Malaysia, so Iām gonna talk about it at length. And unfortunately you have to listen to it. And this is long, so. Youāll be all right. But I am pissed off, to be frank. Iām gonna read from my phone what I have to say about this situation, regardless of whether you care or not because the internet needs to hear this.
The 1975 did not waltz into Malaysia unannounced, they were invited to headline a festival by a government who had full knowledge of the band with its well-publicized political views and its routine stage show. Malaysian festival organizersā familiarity with the band was the basis of our invitation. Me kissing Ross was not a stunt simply meant to provoke the government, it was an ongoing part of The 1975 stage show which had been performed many times prior. Similarly, we did not change our set that night to play, you know, pro-freedom of speech or pro-gay songs. To eliminate any routine part of the show in an effort to appease the Malaysian authoritiesā bigoted views of LGBTQ people would be a passive endorsement of those politics. As liberals are so fond of saying, āsilence equals violence, use your platformā, so we did that. And that is where things got complicated. Naturally. the Malaysian authorities were irate because homosexuality is criminalized and punishable by death in their authoritarian theocracy. That is the violent reality obscured by the more friendly term ācultural customsā. But it was the liberal outrage against our band for remaining consistent with our pro-LGBTQ stage show which was the most puzzling thing. Lots of people, liberal people, contended that the performance was āan insensitive display of hostility against the cultural customs of the Malaysian government, and that the kiss was a performative gesture of allyshipā. To start, the idea of calling out a performer for being performative is mind-numbingly redundant as an exercise. Performing is a performerās job. The stage is a place for creating artistsā expressions, which are inherently dramatized. Thatās why audiences go to fucking shows. Other people, other apparent liberal people, contended that the kiss was itself a form of colonialism. That The 1975, in the rich tradition of evil white men past, was forcing its Western beliefs on the Eastern world. My how the West has fallen, ladies and gentlemen. The East India Company could have saved a fortune on weaponry if they knew that all they had to do was make out with each other to forcibly subjugate the people that they exploited. To call The 1975ās performance colonialism is a complete inversion of the wordās meaning. Colonialism is the practice of forcible occupation and economic exploitation. Once again, The 1975 was INVITED into the country to headline Malaysiaās music festival in an effort to capitalize on our popularity so they could make money. Despite the band being amateur jiu-jitsu enthusiasts, weāre not very good, we have no power at all to enforce our will on anyone in Malaysia. In fact, it was the Malaysian authorities who briefly imprisoned us. So for performers like Julian Casablancas, who took to Twitter to criticize us, this bizarre mangling of colonial identity politics merely served as an expedient way to express their own disappointment with the festivals cancellation because it would be in poor taste, surely, to lament a loss of performance. So these are the types of mental gymnastics that are employed by celebrities to save face with their liberal-appearing audiences who delight in having their favorite academic catch phrases parroted back at them. Iām not waiting for applause, Iām just calming down.
Levying the accusation of colonialism against Western critics is, by now, a standard PR procedure in the authoritarian theocracy playbook. Just last summer, amidst criticism of human rights abuses against the enslaved workers who built their soccer facilities, the UAEās representatives contended that Western journalists who highlighted this fact were guilty of enforcing their colonial games on their local, religiously-armed customers. But the fact that the UAE employs the Western consultant McKinsey to write this kind of perverted relativism is a great stroke of irony. And the fact that the UAE was the first country to kick The 1975 out for being gay is the cherry on top. Thereās a contradiction at the heart of liberalsā outrage over our supposed cultural insensitivity. Their unconditional belief in inclusivity and tolerance has led them to indirectly support a government which is intolerance of their own existence. What responsibility do liberals have to be ideologically chivalrous to those who wish them death?
If you truly believe that artists have a responsibility to uphold their liberal virtues by using their massive platforms, then those artists should be judged by the danger and the inconvenience that they face for doing so, not by the rewards that they receive for parroting consensus. Thereās nothing particularly stunning or brave about changing your fucking profile picture whilst youāre sat in your house in Los Angeles. Iām really fucking pissed off with this shit. Malaysiaās militarized enforcement of laws against public displays of homosexuality creates a clear line in the sand for what artists are allowed and expected to do. But elsewhere, this line isnāt so defined. Even here in America, thereās loads of states which uphold illiberal laws that restrict peopleās bodily autonomy and gender expression. I donāt know why youāre cheering. But I suspect, Iāve got an inkling, that those who took to Twitter to voice their outrage over The 1975ās unwillingness to cater to Malaysian customs would find it appalling if The 1975 were to acquiesce to, letās say, Mississippiās respective bullshit abortion or trans laws. The idea that itās incumbent upon artists to cater to the local cultural sensitivities of wherever theyāve been invited to perform sets a very dangerous precedent. It should be expected that if you invite dozens of Western performers into your country, theyāll bring their Western values with them. If doing the same things which made you aware of them could land them in jail in your country, youāre not actually inviting them to perform - youāre indirectly commanding them to reflect your countryās policies by omission. This kind of statement criticism goes against the very idea of a site of cultural exchange where differences are allowed to coexist. This, that, is a more valuable idea to protect than the bigoted sensitive of those that wish its demise. Yeah. Donāt forget who wrote this."
ā Matty Healy before singing Love It If We Made It in Fort Worth, Texas (October 9, 2023)
"It's like, you know, the Burroughs thing, you know, when he shot his wife. Like yeah, the lore is great and it makes Burroughs more interesting, but I'd rather her have lived than had cool books for me to read and I'd rather, like, people and children be like, happy." - matty

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"Iām writing a lot. And a lot of the, you know, the show we do in the house.. A lot of that is kind of about my mental fragility or our shared mental fragility... So it becomes like, we have a cycle. Iām always thinking about it. And weāre writing a new show and itās different from the last show because like, āa guy goes off the rails because of right wing contentā, weāve done that, right? Weāve seen that. So Iām trying to think of where I actually am, and when I do that properly itās not very nice sometimes. [crowd screams āwe love youā] No I know, I know, and I appreciate it. But like music and art, it used to mean so much to people and they didnāt know that. In the 60s and the 70s people didnāt know, they thought it was just music. And itās only now that they look back now and theyāre like āno it wasnāt, it wasnāt just musicā. And itās hard now to convince ourselves that anything has meaning. Cause look, Iām not judging you, but all of you truly believe that you canāt have this experience without validating it. You have to validate it by filming it. Because it has to have meaning. Cause whereās the meaning? I donāt know what fucking anything means anymore. Like āAre we awake? Am I-ā like that meant something to me, I donāt know what any of this shit means. So if you see me sliding over the next 6 months⦠I appreciate it, but donāt worry about it, just - it is what it is, right? Alright. Letās play A Change of Heart."
ā Matty Healy before singing A Change of Heart in Singapore (July 19, 2023)
Mattyās speech + Ross kiss July 21st 2023 (x)
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"I made a mistake when we were booking shows, I wasnāt looking into it. I donāt see the fucking point, right? I do not see the point of inviting The 1975 to a country and then telling us who we can have sex with. And Iām sorry if that offends you and youāre religious, but your government are a bunch of fucking [...] and I donāt care anymore. If you push, Iām gonna push back. Iām not in the fucking mood. Iām not in the fucking mood anymore. I saw a TikTok the other day where I picked up a child that I love whoās a friend of mineās child. And I put them down. And there was a TikTok conversation about whether my finger placement was appropriate. So what, weāre just casually accusing people of being pedophiles now, are we? For entertainment? Is that what weāre doing? No? Well it fucking looks like it. Iām not having a go at you, itās people filming this. It fucking looks like it. You donāt casually insinuate that shit. Iām not in the fucking mood anymore. Unfortunately you donāt get a set of loads of uplifting songs because Iām fucking furious. And thatās not fair on you, because youāre not representative of your government. Because youāre young people, and Iām sure a lot of you are gay and progressive and cool. So I pulled the show yesterday. I pulled this show yesterday and we had a conversation, we said āyou know what, we canāt let the kids down because theyāre not the governmentā. But Iāve done this before. Iāve gone to a country where itās fucking, I donāt know what it fucking is - ridiculous, itās fucking ridiculous to tell people what they can do with that [points to dick] and that [points to mouth]. And if you want to invite me here to do a show, you can fuck off. I'll take your money, you can ban me, but I've done this before and it doesn't feel good. And I'm fucked off."
ā Matty Healy before kissing Ross and singing I Like America & America Likes Me in Kuala Lumpur (July 21, 2023)
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The 1975: āBeing Funny In a Foreign Languageā Interview with Zane Lowe (x)