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1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Relationship asks
1. What’s your relationships history? 2. Are you in a relationship now? 3. How long did your longest relationship last? 4. How long did your shortest relationship last? 5. Have you ever experienced true love? 6. Have you ever been invited on a date? 7. Describe your first kiss. 8. Has anybody ever brought you flowers? 9. Have you ever fallen asleep while cuddling with somebody? 10. (Old but gold) Describe your perfect date. 11. Do you like being in a relationship, or do you prefer to be single? 12. Have you had any romantic or sexual experiences with the same sex? 13. Have you ever broken up with somebody? 14. Has anybody ever broken up with you? 15. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? 16. Would you like to get married one day? 17. Describe your first crush. 18. Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love at first sight? 17. Have you ever been cheated on? 18. Do you think it’s possible to remain friends after breaking up? 19. Going to a club full of people for the whole night together or going to the empty beach alone for the whole day together? 20. If you had the chance to get back to your last boyfriend/ girlfriend, would you? Idea by my-love-and-my-reason

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1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush 9. Describe your perfect mate 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous easily? 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? 15. Do you have any piercings? 16. Do you have any tattoos? 17. Do you like kissing in public? 20. Do you shower every day? 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? 28. Have you ever been cheated on? 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? 41. Have you had sex so far this year? 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 43. How long was your longest relationship? 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012? 46. How many times did you have sex last year? 47. How old are you? 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 54. Is there someone you will never forget? 55. Share a relationship story. 56. State 8 facts about your body 57. Things you want to say to an ex 58. What are five ways to win your heart? 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? 64. What is your definition of cheating? 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? 66. What is your favourite roleplay? 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? 68. What is your sexual orientation? 69. What turns you off? 70. What turns you on? 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? 81. Who are five people you find attractive? 82. Who is the last person you hugged? 83. Who was your first kiss with? 84. Why did your last relationship fail? 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Cute relationship questions
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1. Girlfriend, boyfriend or non gender partner? 2. What did you do on your last date? 3. Could you see you marrying your special someone? 4. Do you think you will marry your special someone? (Why or why not) 5. Did you ask them out or did they ask you out? 6. Date of Anniversary ? 7. How long have you been dating now? 8. How long do you hope the relationship to last? 9. What did you wear on your first date? 10. What did your special someone wear on your first date? 11. What was your guys’ first kiss like? 12. How did you two meet? 13. 3 physical features you love about your special someone? 14. Is your relationship more subtle and chill or full of affection? 15. Favorite thing to do together? 16. Story behind you two getting together? 17. If someone kissed your love without permission what Would you do? 18. Have any cute nick names you call each other? 19. Would your relationship change if your special someone suddenly changed gender? 20. If you could go anywhere with your special someone for a date where would you go?
21. Something you two enjoy doing together?
22. How physically comfortable are you two around each other ?
23. How long did you two know each other before you started dating?
24. Describe your love in 3 words
25. Post a pic of you two together
No limit
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
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List of random favorites (XXII):
Earned It -assassinslover
First Things First (you got it going on) - DreamsAreMyWords ( @dreamsaremywords)
Except You Love - theproseofnight ( @theproseofnight)
Just Give Me Mercy, ‘Cause I Keep Hurting - timeespaceandpixiedust
Playing With Fire - DistantStar, StormChaser1117 ( @adistantstarblog, @stormchaser1117)
AGAINST THE MULTIVERSE
behind the stars - sassymajesty ( @sassymajesty)
Rosemary For Remembrance - Ambrose
Commuters - chooseredemption ( @chooseredemption)
Strip - coeurastronaute ( @coeurdastronaute)
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Recommended Hollstein fics of 2015 | by Dani
People asked me to do this for a while, so here it is! This is just a list of my personal favorite hollstein fics published during last year that I would recommend. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion based on my own taste and also that, since i haven’t read that many fics, i probably missed some amazing works out there, or simply forgot to add them to this list. Enjoy creampuffs!
IN PROGRESS:
white blank page. by @itmustbebunnies & @patsiewalker // BRIGHT & SHINY AU BULLSHIT AU, SPORTS AU (the fics in this list are in no particular order but i wanted this one to be the first because it is the best hollstein fanfiction of all, hands down. If you haven’t read it yet, do it now. Highly recommended. It’ll be worth it, I promise.)
This distant image of our tiny world. by @churchofyourcurves // SPACE AU (space aus are my weakness. I love how the author describes the little details of the world she created. We need more space aus and more fics like this one in general)
Banter and Bloodstains by @lizardwriter // LAUNDROMAT AU (Carmilla is still a vampire. This one is brilliant and very well written and so in character and hot af)
your mom called, you left your game at home by @elisebaumans // SOFTBALL AU, friends enemies with benefits (Carmilla is the smitten asshole we all love and Laura is in denial)
Strangers by @esacharminga // FWB AU (more like strangers to friends with benefits. The right amount of plot and smut. Also very well written. I’m enjoying it a lot)
Moon and Sun. by AmiriteWYT // POST SEASON 1 (hollstein and laferry run away from campus. technically not finished/abandoned because the author meant to write one last chapter, but it could be considered complete the way it is. Beautiful.)
What the Water Gave Us by @mmekeeklovescarmilla // FAKE DATING AU (in which basically lafontaine plays matchmaker tricking hollstein into going on a trip together. This is one of my fav ever, but it hasn’t been updated in months)
i’m a moth to your flame (and my wings are burning) by @lauracarmillas // FWB AU (everything about this is amazing and the smut is so good. Hasn’t been updated in a while but I think it’s still going? worth it anyway.)
COMPLETE:
The Trades We Choose by @carmillasleatherpants // PERSONAL ASSISTANT AU (this fic has a special place in my heart. I love everything about it, the plot, the characterization, the writing. Highly recommended)
Touched By Stars by @carmillasleatherpants // BLIND CARMILLA AU (seriously Pants deserves a post just for her fics. I love how well she gets hollstein characterization, even in a setting so far from canon. Highly recommended)
Love Is Orange by @ariabauer // HEARTS AU (this short story is brilliant and very sweet and Carmilla is so in love it’s disgusting you’ll get cavalries beware i warned you)
Vindicated by @allymelftsw // MUSICIAN AU (rockstar Carmilla and journalism student Laura. Very good plot and the hollstein is totally worth it)
Maybe We Can Learn to Share by @counthoelaf // FWB AU (basically eight chapters of very well written, shameless, glorious smut. Enjoy my friend.)
Secret Craving by @elisebaumans // STUDENT TEACHER AU (in which Carmilla is the new history teacher and Laura is her student)
no space among the clouds by @lauracarmillas // STUDENT TEACHER AU (Laura is a TA and Carmilla is her very inappropriate student. Two-shot. Very good.)
Miscommunication by @elessar999 // PUB AU (in which Carmilla sleeps around and Laura develops a crush. Smut and fluff. Two-shot.)
ONE SHOT:
Scars Inside by @ariabauer // SOULMATES AU, SCARS AU (this is just beautiful, I don’t even know how to describe it. Usually I’m not a big fan of this trope so this should give you an idea of how much i liked this one)
Clichéproofed by @nicdbroc // FWB AU (the fluffiest fwb au you’ll ever read. Lovely.)
Meet Me Halfway To Your Heart by @ariadnerue // FAMOUS FAKE ENGAGEMENT AU (author’s words: Laura and Carmilla, childhood friends, offspring of famous people, fake engaged, all the tropes. Sign me up)
oh, i can barely sleep at night (funny, you’re the reason why) by @itmustbebunnies // canon-compliant until episode 36, with the exception of the kiss (this is the one for your fluffy needs. Beware: hollstein cuddle and they are gross.)
undisclosed desires by @lauracarmillas // post 2x05 ( canon-compliant for episode five, very well written “stargazing” if you know what i mean)
Cause Its Running You With Red by kwillow19 // post 2x20 (injured carmilla reluctantly feeds from laura. All that bright yellow tape is useless because they love each other too much. I usually cringe at the use of first person in fanfiction because it’s hard to do it right but this one is a very welcome exception)

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Recommended Hollstein fics of 2015 | by Dani
People asked me to do this for a while, so here it is! This is just a list of my personal favorite hollstein fics published during last year that I would recommend. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion based on my own taste and also that, since i haven’t read that many fics, i probably missed some amazing works out there, or simply forgot to add them to this list. Enjoy creampuffs!
IN PROGRESS:
white blank page. by @itmustbebunnies & @patsiewalker // BRIGHT & SHINY AU BULLSHIT AU, SPORTS AU (the fics in this list are in no particular order but i wanted this one to be the first because it is the best hollstein fanfiction of all, hands down. If you haven’t read it yet, do it now. Highly recommended. It’ll be worth it, I promise.)
This distant image of our tiny world. by @churchofyourcurves // SPACE AU (space aus are my weakness. I love how the author describes the little details of the world she created. We need more space aus and more fics like this one in general)
Banter and Bloodstains by @lizardwriter // LAUNDROMAT AU (Carmilla is still a vampire. This one is brilliant and very well written and so in character and hot af)
your mom called, you left your game at home by @elisebaumans // SOFTBALL AU, friends enemies with benefits (Carmilla is the smitten asshole we all love and Laura is in denial)
Strangers by @esacharminga // FWB AU (more like strangers to friends with benefits. The right amount of plot and smut. Also very well written. I’m enjoying it a lot)
Moon and Sun. by AmiriteWYT // POST SEASON 1 (hollstein and laferry run away from campus. technically not finished/abandoned because the author meant to write one last chapter, but it could be considered complete the way it is. Beautiful.)
What the Water Gave Us by @mmekeeklovescarmilla // FAKE DATING AU (in which basically lafontaine plays matchmaker tricking hollstein into going on a trip together. This is one of my fav ever, but it hasn’t been updated in months)
i’m a moth to your flame (and my wings are burning) by @lauracarmillas // FWB AU (everything about this is amazing and the smut is so good. Hasn’t been updated in a while but I think it’s still going? worth it anyway.)
COMPLETE:
The Trades We Choose by @carmillasleatherpants // PERSONAL ASSISTANT AU (this fic has a special place in my heart. I love everything about it, the plot, the characterization, the writing. Highly recommended)
Touched By Stars by @carmillasleatherpants // BLIND CARMILLA AU (seriously Pants deserves a post just for her fics. I love how well she gets hollstein characterization, even in a setting so far from canon. Highly recommended)
Love Is Orange by @ariabauer // HEARTS AU (this short story is brilliant and very sweet and Carmilla is so in love it’s disgusting you’ll get cavalries beware i warned you)
Vindicated by @allymelftsw // MUSICIAN AU (rockstar Carmilla and journalism student Laura. Very good plot and the hollstein is totally worth it)
Maybe We Can Learn to Share by @counthoelaf // FWB AU (basically eight chapters of very well written, shameless, glorious smut. Enjoy my friend.)
Secret Craving by @elisebaumans // STUDENT TEACHER AU (in which Carmilla is the new history teacher and Laura is her student)
no space among the clouds by @lauracarmillas // STUDENT TEACHER AU (Laura is a TA and Carmilla is her very inappropriate student. Two-shot. Very good.)
Miscommunication by @elessar999 // PUB AU (in which Carmilla sleeps around and Laura develops a crush. Smut and fluff. Two-shot.)
ONE SHOT:
Scars Inside by @ariabauer // SOULMATES AU, SCARS AU (this is just beautiful, I don’t even know how to describe it. Usually I’m not a big fan of this trope so this should give you an idea of how much i liked this one)
Clichéproofed by @nicdbroc // FWB AU (the fluffiest fwb au you’ll ever read. Lovely.)
Meet Me Halfway To Your Heart by @ariadnerue // FAMOUS FAKE ENGAGEMENT AU (author’s words: Laura and Carmilla, childhood friends, offspring of famous people, fake engaged, all the tropes. Sign me up)
oh, i can barely sleep at night (funny, you’re the reason why) by @itmustbebunnies // canon-compliant until episode 36, with the exception of the kiss (this is the one for your fluffy needs. Beware: hollstein cuddle and they are gross.)
undisclosed desires by @lauracarmillas // post 2x05 ( canon-compliant for episode five, very well written “stargazing” if you know what i mean)
Cause Its Running You With Red by kwillow19 // post 2x20 (injured carmilla reluctantly feeds from laura. All that bright yellow tape is useless because they love each other too much. I usually cringe at the use of first person in fanfiction because it’s hard to do it right but this one is a very welcome exception)
[fanfiction] 50 Flavors of Creampuff by Cysteine
50 Flavors of Creampuff (59119 words) by Cysteine Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Carmilla (Web Series), 50 Shades of Grey - E. L. James Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Carmilla/Laura (Carmilla), LaFontaine/Lola Perry Characters: Carmilla Karnstein, Laura Hollis, Betty Spielsdorf, LaFontaine (Carmilla Web Series), Lola Perry, Brody Kirsch Additional Tags: BDSM Series: Part 1 of 50 Flavors of Creampuff Summary: I dared myself to transplant Hollstein into the book that shall not be named. ======== Now on AO3, hooray!!
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I love being on top of a girl. I love grinding my hips into her, and seeing her get turned on more and more. I love pinning her hands down and teasing her with my kisses. I love when she squirms under me, as her breathing gets heavier. It’s fucking sexy, okay.