Beautiful_King

decided that my favorite book trope is when the female love interest is in mortal peril and the male main character goes absolutely fucking feral to protect her

reading isn't enough I need to swallow the book whole

I love them 🥺🎡

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*mug shaking and spilling coffee everywhere as I bring it to my mouth for a sip*

Fuck all romance except for whatever that anxious gay drummer ghost and his chaotic skater ghost boyfriend have going on

The fact that Julie And The Phantoms only had NINE episodes and it completely destroyed me and has taken over my tiny pea brain for the last three months is probably alarming to a mentally stable person

Everything about this is hilarious to me because if you've been 'into' serial killer mysteries as long as I've been you've probably also sat though 10274748292 different people claiming this particular note would be the Big Reveal, how it 'has to be', because no one could crack it and then surprise bitch it's more of the same jackshit chickenscratch garbage he already sent you hilarious

The big reveal is that he didn’t know how to spell paradise.

If you think /this/ is weird news to find out on tumblr, wait till I tell you about how I found out Osama Bin Laden was dead about 30 mins before Obama broke the news on TV

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it