Bars are book clubs for the broken-hearted.

Yo if I could not always be the one that cares more that’d be chill

when lana del rey said “hold me, love me, touch me, honey, be the first who ever did” and jane austen said “if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” and mitski said “I love everybody because I love you” and dorothy parker said “I know I have been happiest at your side; but what is done, is done, and all’s to be” and sarah ruhl said “‘how will you remember?’ ‘that I love you?’ ‘yes.’ ‘that’s easy. I can’t help it.’” and when william goldman said “there’s no room in my body for anything but you” and joanna newsom said “I love you truly, or I love no-one” and when margaret atwood said “I exist in two places, here and where you are”