I love my fish kids

male characters are at their most relatable when they have a weakness for insane women

when a man in a work of fiction looks at a woman with heart eyes as she carries out atrocities. when he looks a little scared a little horny. when he aids and abets. when he enables her in her killing and maiming and execution of violent revenge or whatever. i get very barbie as the princess and the pauper i'm a girl like you.mp3 about it

Does anyone want like 4 or 5 Cory catfish? Have to be going to proper conditions I’ll be asking about their setup and wanna see pictures. I’m willing to ship them and I’ll even pay for the shipping honestly I just wanna find them a good new home bc I wanna do goldfish in the tank they’re in now. DM me!!

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

This is the larval stage of a Funko Pop.

insult the good name of axlotls once again and not even allah will be able to protect you from the fury of my shoe to your head

How could you possibly resist that face