hewwo it's Beau

Yall know when they film pornos the erections arent real right. Its just someone below a stage moving it on a wire like the muppets

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

Me, immediately upon seeing Estinien get taken over by Nidhogg: aw man, am I gonna have to fight him?

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

WHICH ONE OF US GOT HIM?!?!?

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

The Beginner's Guide to [Country] - Start by hand-making these fifteen perishable condiments.

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together