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my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW BATHROOM TRAP. 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚

This character on artfight called "Gateway time-out Error code 504" looks pretty interesting i think i will attack them

I blog for cool bitches who would’ve been burnt at the stake if it was the 1600s.

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

Sun Zu's first law of war "war is expensive, if there are any options to avoid it, do that".

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends