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((Sometimes you have to break a few Hunters to make a Crowmelet))

[[ MEAN TO HIM

Andrew, narrating: This is Crow. He’s our best friend and we love him so much.

[Bea nods and gives a thumbs up]

Andrew: We’re going to throw him at that knight over there and see if he dies.

Crow: Wait wh --

what kind of hunter sucks at jumping. that’s so sad.

ikr

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Bea took up gardening while Crow was with the Cabal and now it's her only hobby -- which is great, because before she didn't really have any hobbies that didn't involve killing things. She has a few planter boxes of herbs and flowers in their apartment kitchen that she tends carefully, though she hasn't yet achieved her true goal: getting baryon boughs to grow outside the Dreaming City.

♒ - food/cooking headcanon

Fell for the classic spiders trick?

They are!!

Who knew nothing could be so painful