As some form of bizarre therapy I’m going to try and unpack this video and all its oddities.
1. It being recorded in the dead of night
2. The recorder, our protagonist, wearing uncooked Eggos on his feet.
3. White boy with thick ass tiddies (henceforth named Thicc Dealer) delivers a passionate kiss to the back of the hand of our recorder, shocking him.
4. Both “dealers” seem to be wearing tennis rackets.
5. Our recorder seems to have a familiar bond with the entity I can only refer to as “Car Boy”
6. THE MAN UNCONCIOUS AND BOUND IN THE TRUNK
7. “Triple Wide Airforce Supreme” being said by two voices, the second unidentifiable.
8. The reaction of just viscerally grabbing Thicc Dealer by the throat.
9. Car Boy has flipped around off camera and is now motionless.
10. “The first Gucci Slides to ever exist. Never been worn” are old ass dirty flip flops.
11. GET THOSE OUT OF MY FUCKIN FACE
12. We finally get camerashot of Dealer 2, who appears to be wearing an open pizzabox with an image of Manny Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid on it (Henceforth named Manny Dealer)
13. OG Timbs are not timbs
14. Our Recorder keeps his money in a Wii Sports case. It appears to be $163 dollars and some Monopoly money.
15. Our recorder SUCCESSFULLY bartering from 20k down to 3.5k
16. Despite offering 3.5k, he hands over the 3 single dollar bills, to which Thicc Dealer only takes 2 of them.
17. The right Eggo shoe seems to have been half eaten, possibly seen early on being fed to Car Boy before he passed out.
18. Running across a Cello player and exclaiming “Oh Shit” as if he was running into wildlife.
EDIT: Cello Player may or may not be Manny Dealer (seems to be wearing a pizzabox)
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