Only a little bit. Trust me it’ll be fun.
Oh you don’t have to say anything to him, please I don’t want to think I was complaining or anything … I don’t want your friends to hate me.
I- umm … well okay so long story short… Garrett is a guy who can sometimes be a bit umm overly enthusiastic in his attempts to umm get me to date him…Â
"Of course I trust you. I just don't think I've had any reading assignments since college," he said with a warm laugh.
"Oh, I bug him about his behavior plenty as is," he reassured her quickly, before adding, "and I can't imagine anyone ever hating you."
"G-garrett." Count to ten, he reminded himself. 1, it might not be the same guy, 2, she probably doesn't like him, 3, at least it doesn't seem like she does, 4, oh God I hope she doesn't, 5, of course it had to be fucking Garrett, 6, who else would it be but that asshole, 7, I hate that guy, 8, what a fucking dick, 9, oh shit I probably seem like a total fucking weirdo right now, 10.
Slightly calmer, he cleared his throat and said, "Would this be Garrett LeGume?"







