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Best way to pass time on the couch

Stacks of donut boxes and birthday cakes at every kitchen... look at me, how am I meant to resist that!

I lost count after the 4th slice of cake and the 6th or... I dunno how many donuts. Several trips back for more candy someone brought in from their home country. Think i had a weeks worth of chocolate in me... And you should have seen me trying to foce down my foot long sub, cookie, and what felt like a gallon of coke!

I was sloshing all the way home, waddled to the station and squeezed into a busy subway train, I'm sure the woman pressed up against me felt the bubbles coming up I was trying so hard not to burp in her face.

Honestly, you really could have rolled me home.

My waitress kept saying stuff like “dig in” when she put it all down in front of me cause I guess it’s kinda obvious it’s so much food.

The best part though was when I stuffed the last bite down she came over and she just had this “worried” look on her face when she asked “are you thinking about dessert at all?”

It felt like she was obligated to ask me but was concerned about asking if I wanted even MORE food. When that happens I gotta say yes 😩

But she brought it out and it was incredible and she was super nice and was hyping up how good it looked when she slid it in front of my other two demolished plates.

My gut was BULGING out in front of me when I got back to my car. I took a few days off from stuffing so I was worried my capacity went down but it looked like I was still able to crush this ridiculous amount of food in one go 🥵

I hope I didn’t look too much like a big fatass gorging all this down by myself 🥵😬