Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment

why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market!

@aliens come to brazil

RIP in peace, Tom. You will be missed.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rip-in-peace

~memes~

the cursed child plot is the worst thing ive read in my entire life please read it i’m losing my mind

“She tells him to get back to school or he’s going to ruin Voldemort Day.”

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

christina grimmie was only 22 when some dick decided to shoot her for no apparent reason whatsoever and kill himself afterwards in her fucking concert. no one is safe anymore you can’t even enjoy music without the fear of someone shooting you? america, change your fucking laws.

and to all those who say: “Now is not the time to politicize her death by discussing gun control.” I ask exactly WHEN would be the right time? How many more innocent lives must be lost before it’s “the right time” to wake up and admit this country has a gun problem?

One of us only tells lies and one of us only tells the truth.  You may ask one question.

who is a good boy

I feel like rly upbeat songs with depressing lyrics are like the musical equivalent of adding ‘lmao’ to the end of a negative statement so no one takes it too serously