Bear the Pup

My human got a great shot of the Super Blue Blood Moon. I’m sure NASA will want to see it. #superbluebloodmoon #lunartrifecta

Great news, pals! I just won first place in the Bodybuilding category at the school Science Fair! See you all at the Regional Science Fair, where I’ll compete for Mr. Olympia. 🥇

I call this look the “Bear Cyclone.” Doggie scarf custom crocheted by my big sissy! Check her out at https://www.etsy.com/shop/gotlostincrochet.

Happy New Year from my squad to yours! #squadgoals #happynewyear #2018 #puppy #dog #maltipoo

It’s bitter cold out today, but there’s ample heat radiating from me and my super sexy catsuit.🔥 Also from the steaming bag of poop behind me. But mostly from me and my super sexy catsuit.🔥

Happy Thanksgiving!

I don’t own a calendar, but I can tell what season it is by the bandanas I get from the groomer. This one tells me that it’s I’m So Sexy season.

Ferocious lion in the front … “What’s Love Got to Do With It” Tina Turner in the back.

Tiny John Cena! Open this door right now, you son of a bitch!

It’s game day and #espncollegegameday is on campus! Let’s go, Hokies! Beat Clemson! Yelling is exhausting! I’m going to take a nap now! Wake me up in 9 hours!

Science has gone too far with this wiener+squirrel hybrid.

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Uh, who is this guy and why is he so strikingly handsome???

Dafuq am I looking at?

Call now and you’ll receive not one, not two, but THREE boxes of Greenies for only $999.friedchickens! That’s three easy payments of $333.friedchickens! Call now!

Hello I am scary kitchen shark. Give me all your chicken or I bite your toes.

#tbt to my time as a gruff Chicago cop whose tough-as-nails demeanor and hard-drinking ways hid a tragic past.