half past i'm hungry .

“jenna can’t hear us she’s blind”

“hanna knows what hanna means”

“is this a gay thing? no, it’s a brain thing”

THE ENTIRE GAY BAR SCENE

when she slapped jenna so hard her glasses flew halfway across the bathroom and then she went and picked them up and gave them back

“what are we doing? do I get to slap her again?”

“wow jenna what a sight for sore eyes”

“go emily! she’s not swimming yet.”

“don’t talk about the biebs, okay? you don’t know the biebs you don’t understand the biebs… or his hair”

“where’d you get this picture of me I look like my mother. that is your mother.”

her being convinced that shauna wasn’t into girls cause she didn’t like her

“sometimes you poke the bear and other times the bear pokes you”

“oh my god I can see better with these I needed glasses this whole time and I never knew it. there’s no prescription in these.”