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xiao-hyung

dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic 

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

meat tentacle

you know it’s bad if jimmy is shocked

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

wait but

no dont worry, its science

have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs