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What do you call a fish that swims?

bean-galleria

Fresh enough to eat

#unironically tho I prefer my sashimi still twitching

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Hey, there, cutie… you’re pretty hot. Can I get…

Your mom’s number

#I did get a guy’s mom’s number #tbf he’s pretty ugly #his mom tho 👀#ur mom #jokes #funny #shitpost

soggykitten42069

Went on a date!!! i hate taking pictures in public tho im too akward for this shit ☹️

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I would like to state that he’s on a date with someone who is NOT HIS HUSBAND (me)

I would be friends with an Enderman.

It’s okay. I scream and freak out when people make eye contact with me, too.

#God who tf invented eye contact!?#It was blue eyed people #neurodivergent #minecraft #adhd things #autism #actually autistic

“What’s a quote that describes you?”

Elian’s dumb.

No. I’m a bunny.

#I’m literally so funny #Also it wasn’t mean spirited #bullying is a love language #I’m a bunny #bunny #wonyoung

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The Meowmorphosis

Via Michi Posting: Out of Context Public group on Facebook - 575.4K members

bean-galleria

Now THIS is what Kafka meant in his story

suigintou

hey dude im going through a really rough patch can i please crash on your couch for a couple of days i just have a suitcase full of clothes and like a thousand skeleton warriors

#nico di angelo

Writing the declaration of independence is such an Aries thing to do

#Thomas Jefferson was an Aries #american history #but Girlypop

trufflesmushroom

wait isnt gender over today

trufflesmushroom

buh-bye now

The monster under my bed has a snoring problem.

#i’m not kidding #maybe I’m losing it #but I keep hearing cat snores in my room #but my cats aren’t in my room #funny quotes #shitpost

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pukicho

What the hell!!! Where am I

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Turns out i was in my house <3 I'm okay

bean-galleria

Oh shit. Did you fall into the tunnel system that I’ve been digging under your house for the last few months? Whoops. Sorry.

Do I have homework to do? Yes. But also…

#I spent 20 minutes editing this #time well spent #after my sixth crying session today #I decided that Markie boy here would look better with sideways eyes #made him more lizard like

writing-prompt-s

“Dude, your girlfriend’s an alien!” “No, it’s just a skin condition.”

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It’s called KERATOSIS *sobs in the corner*

Bitches slow can’t get on my speed. They stare ‘cause they know I’m the

C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L

#I’m wanted for grand theft auto #bitches want me #and by that I mean that I have a warrant out for my arrest

hellogoodbyeitsme

Hardest part about being ace is when I make jokes about characters I'm in love with (like, "please!! Give me one chance!! I'll do anything!! Oh god, please, I'm on my knees!!" or miming that I'm snacking my credit card on the desk), and the people around me will start to question my sexuality. Guys can I not joke around? I really just love this character normally, but that's not funny enough for me :(

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IVE will escape the six member curse. And it’s bc they actually have seven members:

Gaeul, Yujin, Liz, Leeseo, Rei, Wonyoung, and Sunghoon

#wonyoung is enhypen’s princess #and Sunghoon is the 7th member of ive #K-pop fun facts #kpop #jokes #ive #ive kpop #enhypen #sunghoon #jangkku

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