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This is everything Iâve written so far per anonymous request. I will update this as I post new pieces.Â
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I canât help but imagine this is how he would hold you. Like youâre at a party, your relationship is on the down low because new album new tour and he doesnât want to throw you all in that so fast. But youâre at this party, right, and he sees you chatting with some guy part of the team. The rational side of Calum knows itâs nothing, but the irrational part of him is sending off warning bells. Youâre his girl. He swallows the hard lump in his throat, takes a generous sip of his drink before making his way over to you. It appeases him (slightly) when you smile brightly at him. âCan you help me with something? Ash says thereâs more food that needs to be brought out,â he asks as a lame excuse. You donât see through it, excuse yourself and follow him to the kitchen but Calum pulls you down the hall to one of the guest bedrooms. The lock echoes in the room and before you can turn around, you feel his hot chest against your back. When did he take his shirt off? His right hand lands on your stomach, finger pads teasing the waistband of your leggings while his left hand shifts your neck to the side. His fingers ghosting over your throat as his nose traces your jaw, his breath on your skin. âWant you so bad, babygirl,â he sighs in your ear. Your body trembles at his gravelly voice. His hand on your lower belly pulls you against him and you feel just how bad he wants you. âYou want me, too?â He whispers before sucking on your sweet spot on your neck. You moan involuntarily, sighing as his fingers slip beneath your panties. His hand cups your sex and you grind yourself on his hand. âYeah you do,â he grunts. âNo screaming though, okay? Gotta be quiet for me.â His fingers rub vigorously at your clit and you let out a squeak resulting in his left hand gently squeezing on your throat. The heat of his hands, the cool twang from his rings and his lustrous voice in your ear is enough to make you come right there. âWhat did I say?â ââm sorry,â you sigh trying to swallow against the pressure of his hand on your throat. âYouâre gonna come twice for me. Once from my fingers and then from my mouth and what are you gonna do?â His finger slips inside you. âBe quiet,â you say tensely trying not to moan. âGood girl,â he praises kissing your cheek. âWhen we get home, youâll be screaming my name.â
Wow. Okay. Yep. This happened because of those photos. Continue it into a longer blurb? Iâm on mobile but these photosđĽľđĽľđĽľ phew.
Part two || Part three
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Taglist: @galcalirwin @cashtonasff5sos @wokeupinjapanisabop @myloverboyash
5SOS album covers 2014-2020
Calum Masterlist
Updated: January 16, 2020
Imagines
A Party Song [SMUT] | 4.5k Words
Fratboy!Calum. Your brother is president of Calumâs frat and heâs hated Calum since the day he overheard him talking about wanting to ask you out. What happens when he hears that youâre hooking up with Calum at a party? (Chaos, thatâs what happens.)
Rolling [SMUT] | 2k Words
Sex with Stoner!Calum.
Pierced [SMUT] | 5.7k Words
Piercer!Calum pierces your nipples.
Hold My Hand | 1.5k Words
College!AU. Calum goes with you to get your first tattoo.
Turn | 2.3k Words
Fratboy!Calum. Calum is a gentleman at a frat party and saves you from a drunken brother.
Dear Stranger | 2.2k Words
When you canât talk to Calum, you talk to a stranger. A letter to a stranger detailing the beginning and subsequent end of your relationship with Calum.
Matching | 2.5k Words
A soft day in with Cal hits a snag when Luke interrupts. Â | Soft nail painting with Cal. Cute face masks. Luke being annoying.
Strip It Down | 5.8k Words [SMUT]
Stripper!Calum. Thatâs it. Thatâs the post
.Friends | 3.6k Words [SMUT]
You and Calum have been friends for a little over a year and while he initially wanted to keep things platonic, youâre getting mixed signals. And following a day smoking together, the two of you end up making a move that could drastically alter your relationship.
Good Night | 1.8k Words [SMUT]
Calum gets home later than he planned and wakes you up in the best way.
Stacks | 3.5k Words [SMUT]
College!AU. Calum is usually into being watched but tonight, he wants to try something different. Ft. Voyeurism and public sex. (AKA Calum watches his girlfriend fuck Luke.)
Cocoon | 3.1k Words [SMUT]
Soft, fluffy, stoned sex with Calum. Thatâs it. (Drug mentions, obviously, and unprotected sex.)
Summer Nights | SERIES, Camp Counselor!AU
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Ice | 7.7k Words [SMUT]
Calum doesnât believe in love but you make him crazier than he ever imagined anyone could. | (Vaguely a hockey AU? Warnings: Unprotected sex, a fight, creepy dudes in bars.)
Like Hell | 3.3k Words
Demon!Calum x Angel!Reader
DIY Romance | 1.6k Words
âAm I your lock screen? Thatâs so cute.â ââŚyou werenât supposed to see that.â YouTuber!Reader and YouTuber!Cal that no one asked for but Iâm sort of obsessed with. And pining best friends to lovers!
Marry Me | 1.7k Words
â10, 12, and 13 with calum, maybe? like. maybe he proposes to you on the way to your parents house for christmas?â âIâve been practicing this for weeks but now that Iâm looking at you, I can barely remember my own name.â | âMarry me.â | âWhat did you say?â
In the Ring | 8.8k Words
Calum hadnât been the same since she left. He was a shell of the man he once was, bitter and angry at the world. It was his fault, he knew that, but it hurt to know that she was no longer around. So when Calum gets to fight the man that encouraged her to leave, heâs out for blood. Her unexpected appearance, though, leaves him desperate for something else. | Underground boxer/vaguely mechanic!Calum. Ft. Descriptions of blood and violence. Language.
Dark Blue | 11k Words [SMUT]
Calum and your older brother were best friends. Although the pair of you got off on the wrong foot, you spent the summer together and fell for one another somewhere along the way. However, when your brother moved away for college, Calum disappeared, too. But a long drive serves to close the distance between the pair of you. | Vaguely Stranger Things AU (itâs set in Hawkins, reader works at Starcourt, mentions Steve, and Calumâs story is loosely based on Billyâs here). Brotherâs best friend, car sex, mechanic!Cal.
Camping | 5.5k Words
Ashton is tired of everyone complaining that theyâre bored during long breaks so he decides that a camping trip is necessary. Heâs also decided that heâs tired of you and Calum dancing around one another, ignoring your obviously shared feelings, and that this trip is the perfect time to force you to acknowledge them. | College AU ft. tent sharing!
Drabbles
Sit Still [Cockwarming; SMUT]
Plaid [Thigh riding in those plaid pants; SMUT]
Clean It Up [5some; SMUT]
Road Trip
Good Use [SMUT]
Lie to Me
Rival
Calum Hood Masterlist
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Oneshots
First tat : Tattooist!Cal oneshot đ
Reader Insert, soft, 1.5k
Reader gets her first tattoo from Tattooist Cal
Coverup : Soulmate!Cal oneshot đ
Reader Insert, soft, 3k
Cal doesnât believe in his soulmate until he meets her
Oreo : Cal oneshot đ
Reader Insert, smut, 1k
Reader finds out Cal likes eating more than just Oreos
Breathing : Cal oneshot đ
Reader Insert, soft, 500 words
Reader thinks Cal is hot when he smokes
Delicious : Demon!Cal oneshot đ
Reader Insert, smut, soft, 15.5k
Demon Cal is appointed to take care of the reader
Noise : Neighbour!Cal oneshot đ
OC, smut, soft, slow burn, 13.7k
Annabelleâs new neighbour is a panty dropper and Annabelle has to hear it every night
Gang Au masterlist of oneshots đ
126.8k of all the guys finding love. ft Cashton
Floral : Tattooist!Cal oneshot đ
OC, smut, 13.3k
Calum takes on an adorable new apprentice who specializes in floral tattoos
Bro Code : Prince!Cal oneshot đ
OC, smut, 11k
Prince Calum toys with breaking the Bro Code all for his best friendâs little sister
Cromulent : Cal oneshot đ
OC, smut, 18.5k
Calum is not a fan of PR relationships, or his new âgirlfriendâ
Opaque : Grung!Cal oneshot đ
OC, 8k, Love Triangle
Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl
Drifting : Gang!Calum oneshot đ
Reader Insert, 3.2k, pure smut
Gang Cal takes you for a ride on his Harley, fucks you on his car, then takes you drifting and fucks you again, you know, as one does.Â
Fuck Your Ex : Coachella!Calum oneshot đ
Reader Insert, 2.3k, smut
Youâre a co headliner with 5sos at a festival and when you run into your ex, it spurs Calum to finally tell you how he feels
Band Baby : Dad!Cal  oneshot đ
13.7k, oc, smut
When Lukeâs roommate gets out of an abusive relationship and is newly pregnant, all the guys, especially Calum are there for her and as Calum takes her to ultrasounds and hangs out with her and grabs 2am junk food cravings, he falls more and more in love with her.Â
+ video on how i made the entire fic đ
Something Like Love : Ceo!Cal oneshot đ
OC, 23.5k, some love triangle
Calum likes his new assistant more than he should, but there are⌠obstacles (slow burn)
Monte Carlo : Racecar Driver ! Cal oneshotđ
OC, 14k, slow burn
Theyâd been going to the same bar for a while, too shy to talk to each other. Then they meet across the globe. Heâs there for an F1 race and sheâs there as an Instagram promoter. Angst and slow burn ensues.Â
HCs
Slytherin!Cal x Hufflepuff Reader HC đŤ
Slytherin!Cal x Ravenclaw reader HC đŤ
Slytherin!Cal x Gryffindor reader HC đŤ
Slytherin!Cal x Slytherin reader HC (P) đŤ
Calum x opener!reader HC đŤ
Cal on tour with Reader HC đŤ
Being Calâs celebrity crush HC đŤ
Roommate!AU Cal x Reader HC đŤ
Dating Tattooist!Cal HC đŤ
Tattooist!Cal x reader sex HC đŤ
Dad!Calum HC đŤ
Being Calâs flatmate Moodboard/HC đŤ
Twin-Dad Calum HC (P) đŤ
Cal x interviewer!reader HC (P) đŤ
Cal x 5th 5sos member HC (P) đŤ
Smoking Buddy Cal HC (P) đŤ
Cake
Stay Still : Tattooist/Piercer!Cake đ
Reader Insert, 3k, pure smut
Reader just wants their tits pierced and runs into a hot tattooist and their fuck buddy
Opaque : Cake đ
OC, 8k, Love Triangle
Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl
Movie Snack : Cake đ
Reader insert, smut, 3.2k, poly
Luke gets bored during movies and Cal is over
Road Trip : Cake đ
Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.5k, poly
A Road Trip with the boys leads to smutty Cake
Road Trip pt 2Â đ
Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.3k, poly
The Road Trip continues
Poly Cake on tour with Reader HC đŤ
Poly Cake (Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Luke, Gryffindor Reader) HC đŤ
Poly Cake x reader, your first tattoo blurb đŹ
Poly Cake clubbing with reader blurb đŹ
Dirty talk with protective!Cake blurb đŹ
Putting on a show for Cake after their show blurb đŹ
Cashton
2 snakes and a badger : Cashton đ
Reader Insert, smut, 4k, poly
Slytherin!Cal and Hufflepuff!Ash have a thing for Slytherin reader
Nascar and Nuero : Cashton đ
Reader Insert, Smut, 3.5k, poly
Neuro!Cal has a thing for his patient, Nascar!Ashâs girlfriend
Both : Cashton đ
Hemmings!Reader, smut, soft, 11.2k, poly
Reader is Lukeâs sister and Cashton like her too much
Luxury : Gang!Cashton đ
OC, smut, soft, 12.6k, poly
Bartender Puppy catches the eye of 2 gang members
Patience: Gang AU Bonus Chapter đ
OC, Smut, 5.3k
Cashtonxpuppy smut and girl friend bonding
A Whole Lot of Love : Dom!Cashton (patreon exclusive)Â đ
reader insert, 3k, smut, poly
reader is a brat at a party and Cashton is not pleased
Camping, cockwarming and Cashton (patreon exclusive)đ
Reader insert, 3.2k, smut
Cockwarming while camping gets even more interesting when a game of truth or dare reveals you think Ashton is hot
Poly Cashton on tour with reader HC đŤ
Poly Cashton (Slytherin Ash x Hufflepuff Cal x Slytherin reader) HC đŤ
Poly Cashton (Hufflepuff Ashton, Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Reader) HC đŤ
Poly Cashton sugar daddies x reader HC đŤ
Poly Cashton lazy day with reader HC đŤ
Poly Cashton (Gryffindor Ash/reader x Hufflepuff Cal) HC đŤ
Breaking Dom!Cashtonâs rules blurb đŹ
Ash walking in on you and Cal blurb đŹ
Slytherin!Cashton x gryf!reader vibrating panties blurb đŹ
Dom!Cashton punishment and panties blurb đŹ
Cashton compete for readerâs orgasms blurb đŹ
Cashton birthday spanks blurb đŹ
Sex with doctor!Cashton in an on call room blurb đŹ
Cashton treating you on mothers day (P)đŹ
Malum
Poly Malum (Toys) HC đŤ
Poly Malum on tour with reader HC đŤ
Poly hogwarts Malum (slytherin cal/michael x hufflepuff reader) HC đŤ
4/4
Feeling Down : 4/4Â đ
reader insert, 1.5k, soft/fluff, poly
Depressed/Sad!Reader is feeling down while they vacation in a winter wonderland lodge, 4/4 help her feel better
4/4 x reader + all poly here
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Please note:Â stories containing an asterisk* contain explicit content and arenât suitable for those under 18. Donât read them if you shouldnât or Iâll tell your mom.
I cherry picked the stories included because Iâve written well over 500 and some were stupid or just downright awful. I honestly didnât even want to include blurbs instead of full stories but I figured yâall might still like them. This is going to be my archived list soon because I want to start over (to an extent) with new, better content so Iâll have this linked on my blog until I get some more new stuff posted!
Band (4/4)
brother!5sos and boyfriend!5sos (rated PG-13): seeing marks from a rough night // walking in on you getting a hickey // walking in on you - part two // your sex tape leaks
getting high with the band
having a panic attack
you think youâre too thin
you think youâre too big
when they like someone
personalities they like
dark paradise by lana del rey
finding out they like you
catching you watching porn*
punishing you*
teasing you about hickeys*
music you make out to
overstimulation*
hooking up with the lights on*
joining the mile high club*
getting jealous of your best guy friend
offering to take your virginity*
moaning your name in their sleep* (michael and luke) (ashton and calum)
teasing you for being innocent
grinding
eating you out for the first time*
becoming friends with benefits*
helping him go down on you*
their kinks*
giving him head when heâs on the phone with the guys*
nasty naughty boy by christina aguilera*
catching him moaning your name*
spanking*
tying you up*
skin by rihanna*
catching you watching lesbian porn*
ASHTON
Savages*** (gang!ash) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen // part seventeen // part eighteen- happily ever after // alternate ending - sad ending
asking him out
nicotine by panic! at the disco
the morning after
sleepy morning sex*
submissive!ash*
waking up next to him
tonight, youâre mine*
getting high and hooking up*
losing it to your best friend* (part one)
cute, giggly ash*
hating each other but hooking up*
riding him when heâs on the phone*
riding his thigh*
blindfolds, handcuffs, baby girl, and kitten*
eating you out in front of the guys*
michael + ashton threesome*
luke + ashton threesome*
kissing luke*
they watch him go down on you*
FaceTiming him*
CALUM
The Animal Inside*** (werewolf!calum) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // original ending // cheesy ending
Alpha Sigma Phi*** (frat!cal) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen
meeting up
apologizing when youâre mad at him
seeing each other after you breakup
accidentally admitting he likes you
giving him a lap dance*
walking in on him*
finding out youâre flexible
hiring a âdancerâ*
getting caught by paparazzi*
teasing him*
post workout session*
getting revenge*
losing it to your best friend* (part one)
hating each other but hooking up*
waking him up*
heading home early*
jersey girl*
getting caught by your mom*
throat fucking*
LUKE
Yes, Sir*** (ceo!luke)Â - part one // part two // part three (coming soon)
Highway to Hell*** (demon!luke) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen // part seventeen
Reject*** (punk!luke) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen // epilogue
neck kisses
cuddling
announcing your relationship
getting caught keeping your relationship a secret
when youâre both famous
late night driving
the morning after*
ringing the âsexâ bell*
brother!ash finds out about boyfriend!luke*
theyâre wrong*
losing it to your best friend* (part one)
hating each other but hooking up*
the night before he leaves for tour*
getting high and hooking up*
luke + ashton threesome*
calling him vanilla*
getting caught by your dad*
hittinâ it from the back*
MICHAEL
Screw the Police*** (cop!michael) - chapter one // chapter two // chapter three // chapter four // chapter five // chapter six // chapter seven // chapter eight // chapter nine // chapter ten // chapter eleven // chapter twelve // chapter thirteen // chapter fourteen // chapter fifteen
asking him out
liking you as best friends
liking ashtonâs (fictional) sister
nicotine by panic! at the disco
handcuffing you*
losing it to your best friend* (part one)
post show session*
hating each other but hooking up*
playing video games and getting bored*
michael + ashton threesome*
beating him in call of duty*
getting caught by your dad*
damn good night*
only you - l.h.
word count: 1.8k
summary: after an argument, fwb!luke shows you who you belong to.
warnings: SMUT!!, daddy kink, spanking, super slight degradation, dom!luke
a/n: i wrote this all last night and it kinda sucks iâm soRRY
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fire // ch smut
Word Count: 4679
Calum x OC (Liv)
SMUT// NSFW 18+
One night stand, aggressive, hookup, choking, scratching
Explicit/Graphic
A gift for a very special friend
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Royal Blood [Alpha!Cal AU]
Part 2 to âThe Girl Who Cried Wolfâ
Summary: No matter how fast you run, you canât run from yourself
Warnings: oh, wow, where do I start?.. still, a lot of smut, still nothing too gross, but full on smut. also description of violence and abusive and toxic relationship, some curse words and, as usual, lack of proofreading
A/N: so, âThe Girl Who Cried Wolfâ got such a great response from you, guys, (thank you a million times for that again) that my vague ideas formed into the whole plan for this series, so, hereâs part two to the story of our two wolves, which isnât going to be last for sure! All my love goes to my pixie @bringmethehorizonandpizza for tolerating me and kicking my ass during this hell of a ride (and this part is hell of a ride, trust me). Traditionally, thank you @flannelpunkcalum for alpha Cal đ. Huge shout out to the wonderful @burncrashbromance for the mind blowing lyrics edit you can see in the moodboard (the theme song for this part is âLittle Monsterâ by Royal Blood). Iâm really in love this this part, so I hope youâll like it too. Feedback is extremely appreciated, as always. Enjoy!
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I canât believe I actually witnessed him with my own eyes
The Girl Who Cried Wolf [Alpha!Cal AU]
Summary: Two wolves can play this game
Warnings: this is smut, kids, nothing gross, but full ass smut, including masturbation, oral giving and receiving and good olâ dick game, so 18+ oh, yeah, and lack of proofreading ofc
A/N: I have no idea how this came to life. We were just pissing each other off with @bringmethehorizonandpizza one night and whooops, almost 11k of god knows what popped into life. And as a matter of fact, I really love the way it turned. I guess, special thanks and credits go to @flannelpunkcalum for planting an idea of alpha!Cal into my mind. Didnât know I needed it, Betty, thank you very much lol. Also big heart eyes to @calumspeachy for the moodboard inspiration. Note please, it was supposed to be a one shot, but idek, i may or may not have some ideas, so you can request for the second part ig. Feedback is extremely appreciated. Enjoy!
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