get your boy on his knees & repeat after me.

but pls follow

            ❛ if you think this conversation is over, you must be DELUSIONAL.             what’s up your ass about meetin’ my parents? seriously. ❜

' i've never been good with parents. stop it. drop it, please. '

SAFFRON: aha that was my plan all along SAFFRON: easily apparently when ur me SAFFRON: plus my one to one with my college tutor lasted four hours ,,, i needed caffeine to keep me awake ! 

ANDERSON: yeah don't doubt that for a second ANDERSON: is this gonna be a story about a hot college tutor or smthin?? ANDERSON: bc if u made out with him i don't wanna know

❝ you see, THAT depends on how good you are at giving blowjobs. ❞

' gotta know how you're gonna rate me. i've got a reputation to keep up. '

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❝ if i told everyone you’re AMAZING in bed, would you give me a blowjob in return ? ❞ smooth.

' depends how amazing you're willing to say i am. '