Bee

So a friend a mine hit me up and told me how his dumb ass got caught watching porn. This is what the told me what had happened. 

Friend: Guess what the fuck happen to me the other day.

Me:

Friend: So I’m chillin in the room it’s all loud and shit because Mom got the company over in they chillin in the living room so a nigga is horny ass fuck and decided to beat the dick. Since mom occupied she ain’t gone be calling and wanting shit best time right?

Me:

Friend: So a nigga on the iPhone scrolling through pornhub because myvidster turned into a place for white twinks ain’t shit good on there anymore. Stroking my dick and boom found my video.

Friend: Nigga here is where I fucked up, while the is video playing I decided to sync the shit so it can play on my TV through my phone and I accidentally pressed the wrong TV device and accidentally push it to sync into the living room TV. Bitch let me tell you all I heard was screams all in the living room. Nigga an entire video playing of one dude getting fucked into smithereens with dick juice and everything in the living room TV where Moms and her guest are at. 

Me:

Friend: My mom and everybody in the living room was traumatized. I quickly turned off the video grab my shit and bounced ain’t been back since

Me:

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