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“I don't think people hate Bavaria as much. They see it as some sort of somewhat annoying conservative sibling who's a bit full of themselves.” - some random reddit user in 2013
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i don't know who's alive, but someone please be toxic with traute.
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Traute right now, while everyone else is burning in the world:
*rubs hands together* i'm so back

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2 years of this blog existing and i did absolutely ✨nothing✨
🐝 * ― 𝑻𝑾𝑶 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ act natural. ❜ ❛ be careful. ❜ ❛ but why? ❜ ❛ calm down. ❜ ❛ come here. ❜ ❛ do you? ❜ ❛ don't ask. ❜ ❛ don't cry. ❜ ❛ don't go. ❜ ❛ don't move. ❜ ❛ for what? ❜ ❛ good idea. ❜ ❛ guess what? ❜ ❛ hurry up. ❜ ❛ i forgot. ❜ ❛ it's nothing. ❜ ❛ join me. ❜ ❛ keep quiet. ❜ ❛ leave it. ❜ ❛ let's go. ❜ ❛ not bad. ❜ ❛ not now. ❜ ❛ now what? ❜ ❛ shut up. ❜ ❛ take care. ❜ ❛ take this. ❜ ❛ that's impossible. ❜ ❛ then when? ❜ ❛ think quickly. ❜ ❛ time's up. ❜ ❛ try me. ❜ ❛ wake up. ❜ ❛ watch out! ❜ ❛ well done. ❜ ❛ what happened? ❜ ❛ what now? ❜ ❛ who knows? ❜ ❛ why me? ❜ ❛ your turn. ❜ ❛ you're wrong. ❜
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The whiplash that Traute had to his response was impeccable. Before she could respond, an Ikea worker would ask if she needed anything as she was standing there for 20 minutes now. His text sounded so kind but the use of Walle, that was when she just wanted to shake her phone and go why.
[ sms: preiselbeere ] thank you for your blessing [ sms: preiselbeere ] call me walle again and i will make sure i throw eggs at your house [ sms: preiselbeere ] i am traute i hope you know it means slaying in the battlefield watch yourself in your sleep tonight 🔪
At least, she was honest. There was something about Walle that was oddly sacred to her. She can take Waltraud, she can take Traute. Hell, she’ll even do Traude at this point–but Walle? Walle was holy, venerate, consecrated. Walle is earned privilege to say. Anyways, to change her tune–
[ sms: preiselbeere ] that’s cause you’ve been on my mind asgasgasg
Ew. Why did she do that.
[ sms: preiselbeere ] please excuse me for that im at ikea it changes me [ sms: preiselbeere ] i will bring whatever that is with a loaf of bread [ sms: preiselbeere ] you shall see me in 1-3 business days
While typing away with the encouragement of a recently awake Kalle chirping out his usual nonsense, the sort that Hjalmar would claim makes perfect sense and that he’s just misunderstood, he can’t help but wonder what he did to wind up on anyone’s mind. He likes to hang around the liminal space near the subconscious, then wonder why he never gets any visitors, makes up any number of self-deprecating reasons, and finally accepts his lot in life. Repeat ad nauseam.
[ SMS > Högsta tyska ] My name means »helmet», I think I’m safe. [ SMS > Högsta tyska ] Were you bringing eggs? [ SMS > Högsta tyska ] Please don’t waste them, they’d be better for pyttipanna 🥔
He thinks about what he’s got stocked in the pantry at this very moment, making a quick mental note to write down later on a physical note of what he should buy that might also pair well with eggs.
[ SMS > Högsta tyska ] Or for anything, but pyttipanna is fine. [ SMS > Högsta tyska ] You can try it in a few days. Don’t get lost.
Specifically, Hjalmar means “don’t get lost in the IKEA”, but neglected to include that little detail.
It was in this moment Traute was ready to give up on the conversation. She was ready to delete WhatsApp and block this man. Every word she said to him felt like an artistic interpretation of a normal banter. She keep debating whether this was intentional or this was how Hjalmar is in a normal setting. Traute truly was going with the latter. The true kicker was that it entertained her and she always wanted to squeeze more on this oddity.
[ sms: preiselbeere ] i dont like you [ sms: preiselbeere ] im not bringing eggs anymore [ sms: preiselbeere ] no pyttipanna for you
It was quite easy for her to change her mind through the art of childish spite. If she knew her eggs were being used for the greater good, she might as well not bring them. She looked up to see where she was again, oh yeah, the IKEA. There was no way there was eggs here. Hm, some things to ponder on.
[ sms: preiselbeere ] im already lost [ sms: preiselbeere ] i will die on this cursed land and haunt the aisles next to the
She squinted to stare at the textile next to her.
[ sms: preiselbeere ] kråkklöver
Lily walked along the streets in a casual manner, not in a hurry to meet the other German representative. She wasn't going to be late after all, so why rush along? She was enjoying this lovely day in her city. A group of cyclists went past her, and she smiled. Their outfits were perfect, a true testament to Berlin's love of all things odd.
As she rounded the corner, her eyes landed on Traute. When the other woman turned her gaze towards her, she raised a hand in greeting. As she approached, she nodded. "Hope you weren't waiting too long?"
Traute found herself people watching; in a sense, she should be used to this city, but every time she visits, there seems to be something new and fascinating to stare at. The German stare, funnily staring at other Germans. Traute was on the ball with it.
Her gaze shifted as she heard a familiar voice echo in the distant. Her eyebrows quirked and she saw the infamous Berliner approaching her. A quick wave of the hands followed in greeting before Traute opened her mouth, "Ah." She paused to look at her watch, "No, I was not waiting long at all." It was only a two minute wait. She placed her hands in her jacket's pocket before trying her attempts to converse. "Thanks for coming at the last minute." She started, "I just so happen to be in town and thought it be decent to meet up and chat...ya' know?"

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[ childhood meme: belated answer because mun is a loser ]
Anna laid on the ground, staring the blue sky in front of her. The vision she had was becoming hazy and distorted as she laid there, trying her best not to make any motions.
It was not too long ago that young Anna found herself in a rouse with an enemy, beknowing as P*ussia. Of course, this was all over childish precidents--they both were in competition to find out who can throw a hefty stick the farthest. In Anna's memory, she recalled arguing how P*ussia did not have such a hefty stick and recalling that the words "weak" came out of her mouth. Before long, a swift image of a brown figure hit her and now she lying on the floor...contemplating everything.
Before long, she felt a warm liquid drip down from her nose and into her lips. It tasted like iron and in that moment, young Anna knew...that was not a good sign.
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The small world of Anna was turned upside down as it change in tradition and practice. People were changing, their ideals were changing and she could not help but fear it. 1525, a year of chaos. She feared the worst, a life of damnation and the fires of hell. The young Bavarian ode herself to not become one of them, no, she was better than that. Under the request of her duke, Anna was confided to the the four stone walls of Kloster Hohenwart. Her religious duties were of importance and god knows that she needed it the most.
Her life was filled with silence, prayer, and tending to sheep. She vowed to maintain her silence as a way to ensure that the damned who fallen, were in fact, saved somehow. It was the kindest thing she can do honestly. Her days were slow and calmed–unaware of the world that came to be. It was nicer this way, she had nothing to worry about other than the fear of burning in hell.
That was until, one day, she heard from Sister Barbara that someone had called for her. Sister Barbara had gently patted the young woman to tell her someone has come to call for her. It struck Anna with a face of confusion. She did not know who was coming, let alone ,from where. She picked up the lamb that she was nursing and scurried down the corridors of the abbey, hearing her feet patter against the stone floor.
As she reached towards the door, she pulled the heavy wooden block open and saw the figure in front of her, unamused while her lamb bleated in the background.
“What the hell are you doing here?”
Already weary from her hectic travels that had been, as usual, full of unexpected delays and troubles, Krystyna had eagerly been looking forward to her arrival at the abbey; a sanctuary where she could rest, pray, and recover for a couple of nights before journeying on. To be perfectly honest, it was these little pockets of religious community that made travel bearable to the young Polish lady. Even when the world outside was confused and questioning, she could take a moment to fortify her heart and focus on what truly mattered.
During her initial greetings with the sisters of the abbey, she was surprised to learn that someone she might know shared their walls. Perhaps the young noblewoman would like to see her. The confused, but curious Krystyna said, yes. But the whole time she waited for her supposed acquaintance, she rattled her brain for some hint of who it could be. It was obvious as soon as the young woman entered the room. And Sister Barbara had been right; the face behind the door was indeed familiar. The hostility, however, was unwelcome and was met with a frown and an annoyed scoff.
❝Well now, isn’t that a nice way to greet a visitor, especially one who’s already undergone a long hard day of travel.❞ She tutted her tongue in disapproval. ❝Perhaps I’ll have to have with the abbess… But if you must know, it’s a habit of mine to visit the different churches and abbeys that I come across. It brings me comfort, even if I’m in a new place. Surely a good Catholic like yourself would understand.❞
Anna stood there, her mouth agape in disbelief at the response she'd just received. Her sharp tongue, coupled with her unfortunate attire, hadn't exactly endeared her to the Polish girl who was her "loving" visitor. As she shifted her weight, awaiting a witty response of her own, she knew she needed to come up with something clever. She wouldn't back down, not ever.
"It's not my fault you decided to travel," she stated the obvious. "There's another abbey about an hour from here. I suggest you go there. This one is already occupied." A blatant lie, as Krystyna was already standing in her room and board.
"And," Anna added, her voice growing colder, "as a matter of fact, I'm a good Catholic. I took a vow of silence to be here, but you've ruined it because..." She paused, searching for the right words. "Just because!" she finally exclaimed, stomping her foot and crossing her arms. A huff of air escaped her lips. Frustrated, she couldn't believe it had to be Krystyna. It just had to be her.
The morning air was filled with the lively sounds of Prost, a symphony that could only mean one thing: Oktoberfest had arrived. Traute, the heart and soul of this beloved festival, stood tall in her traditional Bavarian attire, a beer mug in hand. Her eyes sparkled with anticipation as she watched the bustling crowd that had gathered in her quaint little town.
For Traute, Oktoberfest was more than just a celebration; it was a passion. There was no secret about Traute's love for Oktoberfest! She invited everyone to join in the festivities: a celebration of life, laughter, and, of course, plenty of beer. The streets were bustling with activity as people from all walks of life gathered to indulge in the unique festival.
In the meantime, Traute chugs down the beer in hand, ready to booze her way into the day.
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Berlin always prickled Traute's skin with a nameless unease. Maybe it was the ceaseless city pulse, the relentless movement that never quite dwindled. Or perhaps it was the sheer absurdity of a David Hasselhoff museum. Whatever the reason, Traute's question would likely remain unanswered.
Her gaze drifted towards a group of young cyclists, their outfits a riot and questionable fashion choices. A mumble escaped her lips, a flicker of amusement momentarily distracting her from the city's unsettling energy. Seemingly caught.
"Fascinating," she muttered, her voice barely audible over the city's constant hum. She scanned the street again, searching for a familiar face. Had she sent Lily the correct address? "Well shit-" She'll wait right here. Patiently. Perhaps, Lily was a block away. Traute has some aspiration to that conclusion.