Bridgetofterribithia

in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

crawling back to this tumblr account after the tiktok ban feels like driving back to my old home in the countryside,, gently wiping away the cobwebs and the dust that's settled in my absence,, nothing changed, nothing out of place,, a memory of a forgotten era; frozen in time,,

Google maps be like "fastest route, no other routes available" and it's through the lair of Scylla

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.