Scots completely over getting their taps aff
Days of warm sunshine have left Scots completely over getting their taps aff. *
The novelty has worn off for delivery driver Stevie, aged 27, from Maybole.
“To begin with it was brilliant cos all my facebook friends “haha’d” the photo of me holding a bottle of beer and looking like I was a third degree burns victim. But now my belly looks like the nose end of a spaceship re-entering the atmosphere and my work uniform is made of polyester. It’s a pure nightmare.”
Gillian, 19, a student from Edinburgh said:
“According to Instagram it’s really easy to get that floaty festival summer vibe when you’re wafting about uni on your way to philosophy, but I’m starting to think some of those photos aren’t real. My thighs have been chafing and my floral headband is playing havoc with my hayfever.”
Moira, a 44 year old teacher from East Kilbride said:
“My neighbour has had their sprinkler on every day. What if there’s a drought?!? Ridiculous. They’ve got tattoos so I don’t trust them. I’m writing to the council.”
Scots were relieved to note that the weather forecast states rain is likely later in the week, however that will interfere with their plans for getting the washing out.
(*this is a parody news feature, we literally made all of this up)
