can you pea-nut @bbbblahblahblacksheep - Tumblr Blog

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes

Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack... one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means "a student's worst nightmare", and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.

lovingconcept

Look, pal, I just wanna hold your hand and make out.

obiwaaaan

Oh, right. The fortune. The fortune for the Baudelaires. The fortune specifically for the Baudelaires. Baudelaires’ fortune.

ladyknightthebrave

btw y’all know the guy playing Lemony Snicket on Netflix is Kronk right??? swear to god look it up

That is the voice of the man who said(among other things)

“Riiiiiiiight the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison…….that poison?”

and also

“*gasp* MY SPINACH PUFFS”

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

hydrosspyross

Lemony explaining literary devices, and being meta 100% of the time is so accurate

deafwestnewsies

YA KNOW WHAT??? FUCK MR. POE. HE AIN'T DONE SHIT FOR THE BAUDELAIRES

ashotatthenight

favourite thing about 2017 so far is brandon flowers just being a lad with the lads. just ladding around. just kicking back in a canyon with the lads cos he’s an absolute mad one, a legend. what a lad. #LADSONTOUR

weavemama

REBLOG THE DANCING WHITE BOI FOR 2017 GOOD LUCK

lindseys-deactivated20200318

Not risking it

slutforcandy

I ain’t takin that chance

ameerahmaysoon

It honestly seems like a curse but whatever you say lol reblog.

These hands not fit for holding.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Realizing that people apologize only to hear you say “it’s ok” since they can’t live with the responsibility of having done something wrong or hurt you in any way.

“It doesn’t matter if I stabbed you, but say it’s okay so I don’t have to feel like I did something wrong.”

#bs #fo #tumblr #People suck #take responsibility #loser

anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

bxckbxrner

im hurt

chagrins

I’ve had enough of this school

elddansurin

wealth!!!

death-420

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

x495dsjksks8ug-deactivated20191

am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

st-pam

minfonica

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

can you pea-nut