Mia San Götze?

Speaking two languages in a sentence because you're a multicultural bastard.

Worst fear in a relationship: he doesn’t like football

Even worse: he likes real madrid

“#BeliebersWantOneDirectionDead” hey buddy :) hows the sixth grade going :))))

If you have blackheads on your nose: Mix together half a spoon of honey and half a spoon of cinnamon. Put enough of the mixture to cover your nose and then massage for 3 mins. Wash it off with warm water and most of the blackheads should be gone!

You can put this all over your face tbh and exfoliate bc it cleans out your pores and makes your skin really soft!

okay so I tried this out tonight before actually reblogging because I was afraid it would be a prank and I didn’t want to cause any of you harm, but it’s legit! All but the few largest blackheads were cleared (which is fine because the largest are the easiest to push out—for me at least) and I used it on my forehead + shoulders also, it makes your skin feel brand new. Fore warning however, it really makes your skin burn in sensitive areas (the area around my nose in this case) so be prepared for that, also your skin gets very pink from the cinnamon burn so best not to do it right before heading out. Yay for easy/natural blackhead cleansers, I’ve been really self conscious about them on my nose for a long time

reblog to save a life

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

some of y’all should stop acting like every single player in your team is an angel sent from heaven because there are problematic players in nearly every single team lmao

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

Fuck

I AM SO MAD OMFGG

don’t ever tell a boy he looks good because it makes them crazy and they do things like start youtube channels

Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality

statistics show, Germany is the least homophobic country in the world!

This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.

Well ill be damned . :o