Nathan Against You

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

Good to see the situation well monitored.

who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

dust bathing on main

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze

this wins

how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….

when you see someone holding a flower bouquet in public it is like poetry is happening

people in m/w relationships who are bisexual are still bisexual people