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Woof.

[Seems to be handing the phone to someone else...]

"...hello?"

[BATTAT is open for asks!]

[CLUEY / MIKE is open for asks, too!]

(Credits to ballpitbee for the original art, and me for making it into a PFP!)

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mike-for-real-justice

Jeez Tenna gets a lot of fanmail - Huh?! This one's labeled to ..Mike?! WHICH ONE OF YOU-

[The Mailroom is open!]

[Please check over my rules before sending in a letter!]

battats-bl0g

mod note:

HELL YEAH MORE MIKES

ask-some-random-pippins

So we know how you feel about that green pippins, but, and not that they’re related at all in any way, what do you think of Mike?

Mike, huh? You mean the microphone! The, uh, small and round one! (Those others are pretty clear fakes.)

I think he's cute...! He's got a nice voice and knows how to get a room's attention, even if he usually doesn't talk to anyone but the boss, of all people... (Don't tell anyone, but I'd love to buy him a drink someday when he isn't busy.)

Most of all... That bowtie, I envy it real bad. It's so red n' pretty...

made-nondescript

"But about the new areas, it's basically just a what if. But this 'what if' was always there. It never wasn't there and it will never not be there. every monster has to have a place to go home to. Every monster has to have friends, they have to something to eat, somewhere to go hang out. The underground is a wide place. The only limit to all this is your imagination.

"My goal with these days was not to show you a new hidden truth you will never be able to access. My goal is to remind you that you have always been able to go if you just hold the key of asking what's there: what's under the bridge, what's beyond the horizon. Maybe you guys feel only my answer to these questions counts or matters. But to me, I only feel the opposite.

"This is just one interpretation. The underground is as big as you want it to be, and I invite you to come behind the wall with me."

— Toby Fox, Undertale 10th Anniversery Stream, 4:51:00

^ Clipping this quote because it's very well said and hits on something that I think is so special about collaboratively enjoying art <3

internet went down here for a while, but i'm back. and somehow more exhausted.

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belovedwareh

It would be mike mad funny

dizzydream19

throws my swap pluey at you

that-green-theorist

Least you slept.

-Restlessly, Battat, @battats-bl0g

I HAD NIGHTMARES THRICE LAST NIGHT! I SLEPT 3 HOURS MAX! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? AHAHAHhahHahahhhhhahH aaah ha. AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

battats-bl0g

jesus... you need some of those dream blockers or whatever they're called.

-Battat

yooo you need to credit ballpitbee for your icon somewhere. your bio or pinned post maybe? idk but we credit art around here sir

ooc: OH SORRY 😓 thanks for the reminder

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mrtennano1fan

Hey, how do you change your profile pic on here? A friend of mine thought it'd be really funny to change mine while I was away.

-Battat, from @battats-bl0g

Ah, hello another me. That would be the fourth or fifth one so far...

Uh, there should be a little pallette looking button in the line-up next to your name at the top when you click on your blog. That let's you change your profile picture, name, banner, etc.

battats-bl0g

Thanks -_-;

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shesnake

hello august you piece of shit

shesnake

goodbye august you piece of shit

Battat's asleep... I'm gonna do something dumb.

I changed the password to his main Discord account so he has to use the Mike one... and now I'm gonna change his profile picture to Mike... haunt him with it >:)

-Cluey

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oddytheoddity

No guns this time

battats-bl0g

ooc: YES!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting the Mike costume out again after forever without it...

Why? I don't know, nostalgia? To see how it's holding up? Maybe a secret third reason?

Be back in a bit.

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spamton-gay-spamton

[ It decides to pet the spam. ]

[ After all, what else can it do...? ]

-@battats-bl0g's very own Cluey

[The dice rolled in your favor; You get lucid spam.]

[You have a feeling that he'd appreciate this, if only he was conscious...]

Who are you..?

[Oh?]

[A voice; small, weak, covered by static or maybe speaking through it.]

battats-bl0g

[ Cluey's form shifts to that friendly dog everyone loves. ]

"...I'm a friend. Who are you?"

[ Now this will be interesting..! ]

spamton-gay-spamton

.. Mhm. I'm Spamton.

[He is still unmoving. But hey, atleast he's talking!]

battats-bl0g

"...you're immobile. Do you... need any help, Spamton?"

[ It tilts its head in an endearing fashion, those pink and gold eyes watching the man. ]

spamton-gay-spamton

I think so. I don't really know whats happening...

battats-bl0g

"...can't see. Here, let's... get you out of wherever this is."

[ They carefully and gently lift Spamton up and look around the area for a safe place to stay the night. ]

spamton-gay-spamton

Mhm.

[His body glitches out for a brief moment upon being picked up.]

##_@&%-###_--_ !!?

ggkh.. thanks-? I think I'm at... Tennas studio. Somewhere. I can't remember the specifics...

battats-bl0g

[ Nod nod. For a moment, everything goes cold... ]

"There. Nobody should recognize you, alright? Gotta find a safe place..."

[ Luckily, this little sponge has experience sneaking around Tenna's studio with haste and skill... ]

spamton-gay-spamton

-What did you do? Why wont they ...?

[That chill scared him. It reminded him of something. He doesn't know what exactly, but its there- And not knowing just makes it worse.]

[It wasn't like he could do anything, though. All he could do was hope this mysterious person had benevolent intentions.]

battats-bl0g

"Cloaked you in shadow temporarily. As I said... nobody will recognize you."

"Can't risk anything here."

[ Ugh, if it was Cyber City or something, they could rent a room, but... this is Tenna's studio! There aren't any hotels around. Ugh, best bet is most likely one of the rank rooms... Mike room probably has the Faux Mikes in there, and they're NOT ready to get interrogated. ]

"Which rank room's the least busy, you think?"

spamton-gay-spamton

Oh- That.. yeah. Thanks.

[His fear subsided.]

.... The T one, probably. Nobodys skilled enough to get in there. Plus, theres nothing in there.

battats-bl0g

"Alright. Let's getcha there, then, until you're up and running again."

[ Just sneak around... and don't make a sound........ /ref ]

[ After a while... they make it! Wahoo! Everything is warm again to Spamton. ]

"Okay. Wow, it's depressing in here-"

[ They think about how nice it'd be to spruce this place up... it shakes the thought from their mind. ]

"...why were you like that, anyways? are you hurt?"

spamton-gay-spamton

Mhm..

[Is that a 'We Are Number One' reference.....]

[All jokes aside- If any fear was still hanging on from the initial cloaking, its been obliterated. He feels safe with this person. Even though he doesn't know what they look like..]

I know. I don't know why he insisted on making it, ehe...

[He thought for a second.]

I think I crashed? Its... Foggy. This has happened before, though- A lot of times, actually...

battats-bl0g

"..."

"You crashed... Got it."

[ Tenna's crashed a few times, so they know how to handle it. It decides to sit next to Spamton until he's better. ]

"...so, why're you here? In Tenna's studio, I mean."

spamton-gay-spamton

If I remember correctly, an anon told me he was in danger, and I wanted to help him, so I came here, and .. I don't remember ever leaving.

battats-bl0g

"...hm. What... exactly caused the crash? Maybe we could troubleshoot it?"

[ It realizes something. ]

"Your- your vocal errors aren't going off... hm. I have to assume this is some form of in-between, half-awake state?"

[ It will keep an eye on this one. After all, everyone needs a friend. ]

spamton-gay-spamton

[He's silent for a good bit.]

I was stuck somewhere. I must have gotten real stressed. It eh... Happens often.

Oh yeah- I.. think this happens sometimes. When I crash, I mean-

... Yeah. That's it. Like semiconsciousness..

battats-bl0g

"Hm... interesting."

[ It curls around Spamton as a dog would. ]

spamton-gay-spamton

... Thank you for staying. I don't know ehat I'd do if I was alone, hah...

battats-bl0g

"You're welcome... and hey, just call me Cluey. Or your friend."

[ It smiles and closes its eyes. How nice is this..? ]

spamton-gay-spamton

... Cluey. AlriII##---#-##___-—

[His body suddenly jolts, tensing up, glitches consuming it- He sits up, or atleast tries to- His glasses lens are now back to normal.]

WH@T TH =!!??? WH=RE AM I????WH0 AR3 ¥OU???

battats-bl0g

"Ack-"

[ Unwillingly, Cluey's form wavers a bit. ]

"...huh. You crashed, and I brought you here to recover, okay? Be quiet, people could find us... and the Angel knows that wouldn't end well."

[ Memory from the half-awake state doesn't carry over to his normal state... keep a mental note of it. ]

"I should be off, Exp's probably lost somewhere, hah... good luck with whatever you were up to, Spamton. Oh, and one more thing."

[ It passes Spamton a business card with a phone number on it. CLUEY's number obtained! ]

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