bathroomreviews

Safeway [Lacey, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: Smelled bad, poorly stocked, kind of dirty sink area. Another bad Safeway bathroom.

Chehalis Valley Realty [Chehalis, WA]

Bathroom Type: Unisex

Notes: Spacious and with brand name soap, well stocked and such. Clean in appearance and scent. Nice decorations. There was a window which is always weird.

Regal Everett Stadium 16 & RPX [Everett, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: Usually crowded as most movie theater bathrooms are. Stocked and such, floor a bit messy but overall decent. There are a lot of stalls. Over a dozen stalls. Good for groups I guess.

Olive Garden [Everett, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: Tiling was nice but this was your average potty place. Kind of messy but clean toilets. 

Sears [Everett, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: Standard and stocked, had nice soap. UNPLEASANT STENCH. FOUL. Dirty floor but not disgustingly dirty.

Duke’s Seafood & Chowder [Seattle, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: I do not know how they managed to stick 3 stalls in a space so small but they did. You can’t fit more than 4 people in that space and there was 5, including screaming children that took up each stall. Stocked decent in toilet paper but missing paper towels. Difficult to find, difficult to maneuver and seems difficult for any potential handicapped patrons to use. 

thinkspace SEATTLE [Seattle, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: Standard arrangement for utility and necessity. Bland in any decor. The most average bathroom you can think of. So average that it was unnerving. Decently stocked.

Moon Tree Asian Tapas [Everett, WA]

Bathroom Type: Unisex

Notes: Very nice brand name soap, well stocked in supplies, and features a wooden chair for guests I guess. These signs remind you of etiquette. Spacious but serves as the only bathroom so there is a line...

Azteca Mexican Restaurant [Centralia, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: A bit small in space but well stocked. Soap smelled nice and floral. Tile work and decor was pleasant. Standard but with special touches.

Oregon Zoo [Portland, OR]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: It smelled like animals which can’t be helped but the bitch who left a fully used diaper on the sink counter is a punk ass bitch and I want to punch them in the throat. Low on soap but good on toilet paper.

Abby’s Legendary Pizza [Newberg, OR]

Bathroom type: Women’s restroom

Notes: What is not pictured is the gigantic mound of used paper towels bursting from the jam packed garbage receptacle. They were sopping wet and disgusting. There were no dry paper towels in sight (even in the dispenser. Tiny little sink surrounded by paper towels. Toilet paper ran out and everything was low in stock. Gross floor and grosser smell. Advice- if you end up at this restaurant and need to go, there are other buildings nearby that might have a restroom. Explore that option.

Critter Cabana [Newberg, OR]

Bathroom type: Unisex

Notes: Smelled like animals but that’s expected at a pet store. Stocked (but not loaded) and relatively clean. Strangely spacious, like lots of leg room and walking room and just so much space. Relatively easy to find. Nice soap (not that pink hand liquid)

Fred Meyer [Newberg, OR]

Bathroom type: Women’s restroom

Notes: Clean, stocked, and similar in tile work to other Fred Meyers. Easy to find. Still got that pool/gym vibe. 

Scatter Creek Rest Area [Rochester, WA]

Bathroom type: Women’s restroom

Notes: It had a toilet seat! weird tile work all around (walls, ceiling, and floor each with different colour and sizing). No mirror again. Hot sink water again. Supplies running low. At least it had working air dryer.

Tulalip Resort Casino [Tulalip, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: Fancy place. They have like ten bathrooms around the joint. Lots of stalls, nice decor, clean and stocked. I usually hate those circle sinks but it was fancy. Another bathroom had an attendant! 

Regal Marysville 14 [Marysville, WA]

Bathroom Type: Women’s Restroom

Notes: Clean and aesthetically pleasing. Supplies running low. I really did dig the tile work. Smelled of soap.