Sadboy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

“spit in my mouth” but make it romantic. like with feelings and eye contact.

you gotta make ur shorty feel like late 90s and early 2000s R&B music.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

probably needed a hug but instead distanced myself from everyone

please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future

Living the life you want attracts more of it

$30 is the new $20 which we all know is an adult $1