CΔPTΔIN PESSIMISM

im laughing so hard holy shit omg

lolomg

HAHAHA. HES LIKE, SHUT UP WITH THE FRICKIN MUSIC ALREADY ITS GETTING OLD REAL FAST HUMANS D:<

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

@forestbeast

@kedreeva 

SHAME THE BIRBS

Joke’s on you.  Birds feel no shame.

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

*sees an equilateral triangle literally anywhere* Is this a Bastille reference?

Girls don’t want a Black Widow film we want films for Shuri and Valkyrie