gremlin bitch

I am just picturing like... putting it back in there. and it fits so snugly that you barely notice the seam. but then you wanna get it back out. so you go and get your plunger

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

americans be like its 400 fahreinrhefight and im like girl what the fuck are you saying 

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

the concept of bbc merlin is actually so funny like. hey remember that super old wizard from king arthur? remember how he was extremely powerful and like experienced time backwards and stuff? what if instead of all that he was just. a dumb little magic twink.

“hannibal might be pansexual” he eats people. hey . he eats people

really wish it meant he fucks pans considering his time in the kitchen

didnt the director say he was “omnisexual”

yea cause he omnomnoming people LOL

Girl I Can Sniff 

rats say this to each other

I love that tumblr is called a ‘blogging’ website. I don’t know what the fuck we do on here but it most DEFINITELY is not ‘blogging.’

Rattling at the bars of our zoo cages

We MUST remember that no Black victim of police brutality deserved to die. They are all victims. Police are NOT the judge, jury, and executioner.

i just wanna feel something ❤️ no, not that ❤️