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"Heehee" I laugh to myself, "college practice"

*downs a shot of Mucianex like a shot of hard whiskey to help my cold*

#sick #im sick #not an alcoholic #shots #cold #mucinex #college #practice

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“If she wants a horse: instant divorce”

— @bassclarinetlyfe

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bass clarinet: congrats! you just vibed to ska, you fucking bitch!

other bass clarinet: NO! I WAS JUST WORMING

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Tag me you whore

Trumpet player: If you were any type of food, what would you be and why?

Me: I would be a Belgian waffle because I just feel like if they were sentient they would just be super chill.

My BD, who is a very professional southern lady who likes to keep to herself: *spins around on her heel and continues to walk backwards* If I was a food I would be a sweet and salty granola bar.

#band director #band #marching band #trumpet #bass clarinet

Yall I want you to see me and me section just vibing. God I love them.

#musicians #music #bass clarinet #marching band

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Bass Clarinet: ah yes, Mcdonald's sprite

Bass Clarinet: *takes a sip*

Bass clarinet: it really goes right to the balls

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"why am i touching so many children??"

-Visual staff

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"PLEASE someone join my ska band"

-bass clarinet

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"YOU'RE GONNA WORM BLIND?!"

-Bass clarinet

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"Your feet are just a hair behind."

-one of our visual staff, directly in my right ear during a run through

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Frick

Bass clarinet 1: I'm the loudest player in the section.

Bass clarinet 2: No you're not.

Bass clarinet 1: ... VIBE CHECK

#marching band #band #musicians #school #bass clarinet #vibe check

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"oh hey! my teeth arent numb anymore!"

-bass clarinet

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"I'm going to step on you. And when I do, I am going to crush you like a fragile chip."

-Sousaphone

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"YES! Bass clarinets, yay!"

-GE judge at our comp today

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bass clarinet: jm how do u feel about that second place?

visual staff: i dunno, i'll have to listen to the tapes

bass clarinet: i am going to TRACK YOU DOWN to get a straight answer

visual staff: please dont

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bass clarinet: hey jm, did you know jm stands for Jood Morning

jm, our visual staff: ...yes i did.

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