bend don't break

the snake pillar should’ve known. there are no such things as miracles. as lucky breaks. as a merciful universe. of course meeting mitsuri under the mistletoe was too good to be true! he can feel simultaneously feel his soul leaving his body as well as anger welling up inside him. shinazugawa is a dead man. 

and he doesn’t have the heart ( or courage ) to correct her. at least she’s a magnificent fighter to boot. so with a heavy sigh through his nostrils, he crouches, getting into a fighting stance. 

what the fuck is this? 

no, iguro knows what it is. he knows exactly what the ugly and ridiculous excuse for a decoration is, hanging above him and his fellow pillar. but why had they both stupidly stalled below it?! 

mismatched eyes finally rip themselves from above to glare at the taller of the two. he can already feel a vein popping. 

*GRABS YOUR JENTACLES EXCITEDLY* LEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!