Basket Of Deplorables

I’m going to ride him piggyback and whisper sweet nothings in his ear

I wanna put my smokey face up under the thing

Z takes the glass of bourbon from his hand and takes a sip. He sees the decanter on the bar and takes a seat next to it. He begins to seriously contemplate quitting the party and living in this room forever.

Can you remove your legs and only put back half of them?

Oh sir, we have just begun to go south.

I look at the steep railing-less stairs and stop shaving my soap.

STATUES KILLED MY FAMILY!

It’s Clint and Steel, two sexy gnomes that are so hot that they start fires whenever they get together!

Would you please put this in the glitter bag of stripping?

I’ve never chopped someone’s arm off before. I feel invigorated.

Haven’t you ever seen a barbarian afraid of his own blood?!

You try to milk the centipede at which point you realize it’s both too small to milk and actually a millipede and therefore not venemous.

Guys I think we’re in a haunted audiologists....

I’m back.