Meme Queen

How do u just….. Not believe in aliens

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

Tea is really just leaf soup.

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

I can smell it

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

Granny perfume.

my childhood

Halfway through the post, I was like, “What is this, the ‘raised by your grandma’ starter pack?”

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

I love when food is spicy enough that ur nose starts running. It’s such a purifying feel like yes… clear my sinuses for me