Quit Monkeying Around

i do got the big wudong

But then how can i, an ursa learn to protect the world from evil

You sir, are a bear.

I’m going to start stabbing you now.

Chill out Ozpin, let the bear in.

BRWON scugh ar?? wh y nOt White!!!

//Part of me wants to start a based rwbies skype group…

//that is a perfect idea

/yes perfect do it

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

i bet basedursa cries on how i kicked its ass

You have no room to talk, your girlfriend won that for you

but who would win if the green blur and ruby had a race

i would lose, i know that much

ur damn right

ruby would have a chance if you gave her a plate of cookies

she probably still has enough crumbs left in her bra to sustain her actually

weiss don't lie you love her obsession with cookies

but who would win if the green blur and ruby had a race

i would lose, i know that much

ur damn right

ruby would have a chance if you gave her a plate of cookies

At least I’m not a no-show right? I have more screen time than half of Sun’s Team.

But you had an entire season to show up, half my team made it in the first episode, with many more to come.

Ozpin don’t be jealous you can’t get any pussy

Come on, Sun, don’t forget you haven’t gotten that pussy’s pussy either.

Says you. What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. You should know that ;)

sun dont even start you smacked your head on the window sill and had to sit one out

shhhhhh we agreed not to talk about that

i’ll share your first born with you

no

gimme your fricking weed you stoner poodle puff

not with that sassy mouth

Ren if you hook me up with week I'll let you eat pot brownies off my abs

im not perfect! lol jk have you even seen me

i have seen you and i can honestly agree with your original statement

I second that

Fun fact: Melanie and Miltia aren’t as pretty as Ruby and Weiss so that’s why they copied their color schemes

*steps on u* ew now my shoe is dirty /:

Good, you needed a new pair, those were ugly anyway.

lol at least they’ll carry me for more than 2 mins in a fight